Trumpty Dumpty

Sit right back and let me tell you the tale
Of a slumlords prodigal son
Received a nomination despite the numerous occasions
Of slander and sexual indiscretions
Took office while paying a porn star hush money
And defying nepotism laws
Currying favor from fascist dictators
He laughed in the face of the emoluments clause
Revolving door staff with record resignations
Sycophants now hold the highest office
They looked the other way as he funneled money
Into his business without being cautious

Empowering supremacists and domestic terrorists
He would never deny their praises
He needed them and his spoon fed conspiracy theorists
That made up his bases
Raw sensationalism and disinformation
Caused a rift that will take decades to mend
After all the lies and all the rhetoric
How could anyone want this nasty little man again

Well
He rallied the Q when his campaign was through
And bade them to tear down the Capital
Then scurried right home and hid behind his throne
And denied he was involved at all