Welcome To Heaven

Congratulations, you're dead! (Woo!)
Welcome to Heaven
Let's get you checked in
Sign here please
Don't get excited
It's not different

Get to work, it's nine to five
Your soul has been bought
Bought it's now privatized
Contract signed on dotted line
Now work 'til you turn 65
Million years old
What a deal!
Wonder who thought of that...

But wait, there is more! (woah...)
Exit through the gift shop
And look at all, look at all the Stuff
Ooo that one looks good
But it would look better on you

Get to work, it's nine to five
Your soul has been bought
Bought it's now privatized
Contract signed on dotted line
Now work 'til you turn 65
Million years old
What a deal!
I wonder who thought of that!
Would you be surprised to find that God's a pile of cash?
God's a great big pile of cash
Pray to receive your scraps
Oh my, there's a light
It's not your time
Return to your life
Goodbye!

Stop dying. Stop dying! Oh my god, it worked.