Songtexte I Can't Be Faithful - Pokey Bear , Bishop Bullwinkle

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Why baby, hmm-hmm (hold and bat)
Oh man, Big Pokey, what's wrong, man?
Oh man, just goin' through it, man
Just got back from the doctor, man (well, babe, oh, yeah?)

Say I got a strange disease (oh, no, not this)
No, man, nothin' major like that, man
They say I'm a-, I got a disease, I'm addicted to women (mm)
You know what they're talkin'? (Confess, confess in time y'all, they got all the lame prob)

I don't know what it is (I don't know, I don't know, I can't be faithful)
I don't know what it is, hey (I don't know, I don't know, I can't be faithful)
I don't know what it is, oh no (I don't know, I don't know, I can't be faithful)
I don't know what it is, baby (I don't know, I don't know, I can't be faithful), come on!

Said, "Doctor, doctor, please help me, please" (help me, please)
"Seem like I kinda came down with a strange disease (ooh-wee, confessed)
Now, my family ain't deadly, doctor, so please don't trip (please, don't trip)
But I think it got a lot to do with my relationship" (oh, ah)

I don't know what it is (I don't know, I don't know, I can't be faithful)
I don't know what it is, hey (I don't know, I don't know, I can't be faithful)
I don't know what it is, oh no (I don't know, I don't know, I can't be faithful)
I don't know what it is, baby (I don't know, I don't know, I can't be faithful), come on!

I don't know what the problem is, I got a good woman at home (come on, come on)
But every time I'm tryna settle down, these f- don't leave me alone
I went to church every Sunday mornin' and said, "'Round my needs" ('round the needs)
He said, "Pokey, I would like to help you, but I'm goin' through the same disease"

I don't know what it is (I don't know, I don't know, I can't be faithful)
I don't know what it is, hey (I don't know, I don't know, I can't be faithful)
I don't know what it is, oh no (I don't know, I don't know, I can't be faithful)
I don't know what it is, baby (I don't know, I don't know, I can't be faithful), come on!

Hey, Pokey Bear, let me tell you what you got goin' on here (yeah)
You went to the doctor, and you talked to the preacher man (come on, come on)
Hell no, you ain't never gonna change, gonna keep doin' it over again (come on)
Y'all preachers better watch out, Pokey's tryna hit your girlfriend
I talked to your grandpa, he said, "You're nothin' but a beast" (come on, come on)
They got you goin' here, goin' there, and lookin' for another side piece (what you're sayin'?)

I don't know what it is (I don't know, I don't know, I can't be faithful)
I don't know what it is, hey (I don't know, I don't know, I can't be faithful)
I don't know what it is, oh no (I don't know, I don't know, I can't be faithful)
I don't know what it is, baby (I don't know, I don't know, I can't be faithful), come on!

Y'all girls better beware (I can't be faithful, I don't know what it is)
Y'all girls better beware (hey, I can't be faithful)
I don't know what it is (they're downtown, oh no, babe)
(Hey-hey, hey-hey) y'all girls better beware