Cowboy Club

Welcome to Bavaria
The land of men and beer
You never would've guessed
But I was born and raised right here
In my hometown there's a cowboy club
That you should know about
Where you can taste the whiskey
And the freedom of the south
Where you can taste the whiskey
And the freedom of the south

Have a little brewski, pledge allegiance to the motto
You wish this was America while drowning in a bottle
Soar like a bald eagle with no sunscreen on your neck
This world is yours to take, don't you forget

This club, it has a Facebook page
That helps you understand
That smoked meats and guns
Is all it takes to be a man
The ladies wear the dresses
And the men still wear the pants
Well, me, I'm just a snowflake
Who doesn't understand
Yeah me, I'm just a snowflake
Who doesn't understand

Have a little brewski, pledge allegiance to the motto (The motto)
You wish this was America while drowning in a bottle
Soar like a bald eagle with no sunscreen on your neck (Your neck)
This world is yours to take, don't you forget

Open stage on Fridays
So I prepared a song
And hoped these sunburnt cowboys
Would like to sing along
But in the background there's a
Confederate flag and that is why (Why, why, why)
You won't catch me at the cowboy club
Until the day I die
You won't catch me at the cowboy club
Until the day I die