Romantic Comedy

Cue the laugh track
I was such a fool
Thinking that you
Would feel something
Close-up on me
When I told you
You know I want you
To say something

I have put my plotline
Deep inside your pocket
I'm afraid you lost it

When the movie is over
And the credits are rolling
No more deleted scenes
Why do we stay in our seats
Hope they forget to turn on the lights
Hope nobody sees you cry
Popcorn stuck in my teeth
I really thought we'd be
A romantic comedy

Cue the montage
Of when we met
You took photographs
And I forgave you
For singing out of tune
Play a 2000s pop song
For our two year long
Honeymoon

You've got my happy ending
Crammed into your pocket
You're holding it hostage

When the movie is over
And the credits are rolling
No more deleted scenes
Why do we stay in our seats
Hope they forget to turn on the lights
Hope nobody sees you cry
Popcorn stuck in my teeth
I really thought we'd be
A romantic comedy

Lights, camera, but no action
You say you wish you had the words
Lights, camera, give me passion
You keep me around cause you've had worse

When the movie is over
And the credits are rolling
No more deleted scenes
Why do we stay in our seats
Hope they forget to turn on the lights
Hope nobody sees you cry
Popcorn stuck in my teeth
I really thought we'd be
I thought we'd be

When the movie is over
And the credits are rolling
No more deleted scenes
Why do we stay in our seats
Hope they forget to turn on the lights
Maybe it won't turn bitter this time
You're stuck in my teeth
I really thought we'd be
A romantic comedy