Songtexte Ringmaster - Realname Kash & B.Horn

Realname
Takin' a shit then I'm takin' a bath
Gotta be clean when you kissin' my ass
Fuckin' a bitch then I'm takin' a nap
Got protection wearin' a mask
Blowin' up and I'm havin' a blast
Life's a joke learn to laugh
Fuck the future live in the past
Give me the liquor I'm fillin' a flask
Yeah yeah
Look at the shit I can do on a Mac
Jump in the pool and I'm doin' a lap
Blink of an eye I'll be there and I'm back
Sippin' on Henny the cone to the yac
Give me a year and I'm gettin' a plaque
Thank you to COVID I started to rap
Gonna be rich I been tellin' my dad
Yeah yeah
Stackin' the bread and I'm makin' a loaf
Me and a bitch will probably elope
Name' Kash didn't you know
Realname I gotta go
Right now shut up I know
I guess this track is only gonna be like a minute or two
I do my best work when people think imma lose
This is ain't it but
I'm just lit fuck
If you try to put me down know that you cannot disrupt
And I can't be killed in my pocket I keep a 1UP

Ordered DoorDash forty-five bucks six wings
Motivated like I'm Brady comin' for the 8th ring
Except I don't throw balls I just say things
But I got big balls and that's everything yeah yeah
I'm the fuckin' man uh
Comin' for the bands uh
Icy like the Zamboni
My haters angry and stupid that mean they mad wrong
I might fuck around and feature on a folk song

If it shit the bed it Amber Heard it
Spit or I'll Amber alert it
Was on the plane with Tyson
And let me say that dude deserved it
Make em mad when I surface
Live under their epidermis
I don't care about the Frontier and Spirit merger
They both suck spin move double nunchuck
If I was in Ozark best friend Tuck
Might do a country song beer mud and trucks
But I'll never ever ever kill a leprechaun it's bad luck
No matter what