I Can Do Whatever I'm White

Wait a minute, I′m white!
I can do whatever I'm white
Yeah, I can do whatever I′m white
Yeah
When I'm in Detroit
The cops don't mind, it′s aight
They say, "You can do whatever, you white."
Baby, I can do whatever I′m white, yeah
I got me some clothes, I dress real whack
Bright white pants and
I can dress however I like
Baby, I can do whatever I'm white, yeah
Anything I want I can buy a couple stocks and
I sit outside and I drink some red wine yeah
And the cops drive by
And they shout, "Hell yeah"
Cause you know that the cops don′t care, yeah
I love me some hockey
I need me some hockey
But it ain't no hockey
Reba
I can be a stay at home dad
I can go golfing
Ride up to the lake front
In my Dodge Neon
Head out to the skate rink
Got my roller blades and
I can wear my shorts up above my knees
And I always pay my blockbuster fees, yeah