Songtexte I'm the Man - Scoochie Boochie

I'm the LeBron of Libido
The spitting image of invincible machismo
The only thing bigger than my wiener is my ego
Gosh damn so handsome
Gaston meets Barry Bonds meets Samson
Very strong man getting damsels to dampen
They're fine with a wait in a line for a chance to
Sit on me and tell me what they want like Santa.
I got a real long naughty list
Long dong I bestow upon the populace
Often causing sogginess in flawless chicks
Got the kind of confidence I'm not sure if the condom fits
You just won the beefcake sweepstakes
Hefty cuz I eat steak each day
Catch me wearing boots on beach day
I'm the type of dude that understands rebates
Like the ten-point stag that I headshotted:
Humongous and very horny
I bought land and had sex on it:
Comes with the territory
Can a young stud stunt?
I can't walk, I just strut
Smile on my face
Cuz I just touched butt
And I lay the wood like a bunt
But my bunts tend to end up home runs
Cuz I got guns
My arms or firearms
Either one
I'ma bust a cap then a move then a nut
I'm a fuckin dad when I move there's a grunt
(dad grunt)
That's the sound that I make when I'm taking a dump
With the strength of a thousand suns
I got a thousand sons
That know how to hunt
Only time I cry's when I'm proud of em (that's my boy)
I can fix a truck while black out drunk
Me and my spark plug are fucked up
Feel a little Weiser every time I crack a Bud
Favorite appetizer is a slider on a bun
I like to imagine
A slider is a normal burger
And my hands are massive
Can't recall the last time I was flaccid
I get genuinely mad when I play Madden
And if we go to some tourist attraction
I'm doing most of the pointing
See that kids? Some of our presidents on the mountain.
"Yeah, dad it looks just like the pictures."
I don't love the attitude, Tucker, I'll be honest.