Kinky Ken

Kinky Ken and Bondage Barbie
They ran a hotel by the sea
They never had no vacancies
Kinky Ken and

They'd get complaints from the residents living next door (what did they say?)
Couldn't get to sleep 'till quarter 'till four (and why was that?)
Ken and Barbie always wanna party
There's something very strange about the couple in number thirty-three

Kinky Ken and Bondage Barbie
They always dressed in PVC
Never needed plastic surgery
If you wanna know what happens next, just hang around me

(What happened next?) Well, the police come a-knockin' on the door
(What did they say?) "What you've been doin' is against the law"
(Did they get nicked?) No, they didn't, it wasn't like TV
The policeman said, "We're coming in for a party"

Kinky Ken and Bondage Barbie
Never got took into custody
They gave the police their first freebie
If you wanna know what happens next, just hang around me

Kinky Ken and Bondage Barbie
They lived happily by the sea
Night and day they'd always party
Kinky Ken and Bondage Barbie

Bondage Barbie
Bondage Barbie
Bondage Barbie