Songtexte Dr. Ty's New Client! - SheLuvsTy

Ty Gooned on this beat

Hey, um, I saw your ad on TV for the jelq from Dr. Ty
and I was wondering if you had a slot open for me today?

Yeah, of course. Step on in

I can't believe
You ain't been jelqin' daily
You take it slow
and grip it like a pole

Start to girthmaxx
Can't see it through your pants
You need to know
the steps to make it grow, grow

Baby, I can show the ropes
Do not fret, I will not debt
But first you have to agree
Baby, can you promise me

To be my trustee
So stay in silence
I'm not licensed
They will arrest me

Baby, can't you see
I'm trying to jelq it
First you must commit
If you move, it might split

He says, can you numb it
Bitch, that's that dumb shit
You want results, just trust it
Then you can bust it!

You signed an NDA
You cannot speak about this day
BANG
Shit
I mutilated your cock

Now it's in pieces
Grab the glue behind you
I'll tell you what you have to do
Go grab pieces one and two

And bind it with a superglue
I will grab the UV light
This brand dries off just right
Bitch, my name is Dr. Ty

I'll fix this in a hurry, right
If you try to sue, you'll lose
You don't even have the proof
Make a case up out of this

My lawyer, Saul Goodman, bitch
Give that thing two weeks to heal
Then the bandages will peel
Sorry, but you took the risk

And now your penis has a slit
But hey, you know, it could be worse
Wait, it's bleeding, I'll grab a nurse

Hey, wait, what are you doing in here
We banned you from here last week
You can't operate on patients
You're not even a real doctor

Oh my God, what'd he do to your dick