Songtexte Fuck 'em - Shel Silverstein
Fuck
'em
Shel
Silverstein
(Take
number
one:
"Fornicate
Them.")
I'm
all
strung-out,
my
money's
spent
Can't
really
tell
ya'
where
last
year
went
But
I've
given
up
paying
my
bills
for
Lent
My
landlord,
he
says
he
wants
his
rent
Fuck
'em!
Hey,
now,
the
women
they
come,
the
women
they
go
The
hens
start
to
cackle
when
the
cock
starts
to
crow
Hell,
I
take
'em
in
when
the
warm
winds
blow
But
I
boot
'em
in
the
ass
once
it
starts
to
snow
'Cause
fuck
them!
Yeah,
got
a
letter
from
my
folks,
and
they
say
they're
in
debt
They
say
that
things
are
as
bad
as
they
can
possibly
get
You
know,
I
haven't
answered
that
letter
yet
I
might
use
it
to
light
my
cigarette
'Cause
fuck
them!
What'd
they
ever
do
for
me
anyway?
Threw
me
outta
the
house
when
I
was
Twenty-nine
years
old
and
cut
off
my
allowance
Fuck
'em!
Hey,
a
woman
come
around
and
handed
me
a
line
About
a
lot
of
little
orphan
kids
sufferin'
and
dyin'
Shit,
I
give
her
a
quarter,
cause
one
of
'em
might
be
mine
The
rest
of
those
bastards
can
keep
right
on
cryin'
I
mean,
fuck
kids!
Throw
up
on
your
shoulder,
piss
in
your
lap,
Never
give
you
nothing
Fuck
'em!
I
had
a
fight
last
night
with
a
big
lumberjack
I
spent
most
of
the
fight
laying
flat
on
my
back
You
know
he
beat
me
up
fair,
and
that's
a
fact
But
I
busted
his
head
as
soon
as
he
turned
his
back
'Cause
fuck
fair
fighting!
Yeah
You
know,
my
junkie
buddy
got
the
shakes
again
He
give
me
five
bucks
and
sent
me
out
in
the
rain
I'm
supposed
to
bring
back
something
to
kill
his
pain,
oh
Shit,
I
took
the
bread
and
I
jumped
on
a
train
Cause
fuck
junkies!
Menace
to
society,
break
into
your
house,
Steal
your
TV
set
and
go
pawn
it,
And
stick
up
gas
stations,
Then
wanna
get
rehabilitated
right
next-door
to
you
Fuck
them!
Hey,
I
caught
a
cold,
I'm
chilled
and
wet
And
I'm
coughing
blood,
and
I'm
short
of
breath
And
at
the
foot
of
my
bed
sits
Old
Man
Death
He
says:
" Hey
Shel,
" he
says,
" ain't
you
ready
to
go
yet?"
And,
I
says:
(loud,
protracted
coughing)
" You're
the
Devil's
favorite
pet!
"
And,
I
says:
(coughing)
"He's
waitin'
for
ya..."
(Coughing)
And,
you're
late..."
And
I
says...
Fuck
him!
Let
the
mother
wait!
I
got
things
I
ain't
done
yet,
bills
I
haven't
not
paid,
I
got
people
I
ain't
back-talked,
I
got
chicks
I
haven't
knocked
up
and
left
yet
I
got
things
to
do!
Places
to
go!
People
to
do!
How's
that?
1 Hector the Collector
2 Greasy Grit Gravy ( & Bobby Bare, Waylon & Willie)
3 Truck Driver, Truck Driver (& Bobby Bare)
4 Roland The Roadie And Gertrude The Groupie (& Dr. Hook)
5 A Front Row Seat To Hear Ol' Johnny Sing ( & Johnny Cash)
6 Killed By A Coconut (& Bob Gibson)
7 Lookin' For Pussy (& Dr. Hook)
8 Peace Proposal
9 26 Seconds Song
10 The Diet
11 Father Of A Boy Named Sue
12 Fuck 'em
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