Daddy Howard In Queens

I'm surfing the net
How close can you get
To the teacher and pet
Lying naked in bed

I'm searching the net
How close can you get
To the teller of teens
Daddy Howard in Queens

(?) it up by the fire
Close close to desire
I'm rubbing it in
Club-dubbing it in

To the teller of teens
Daddy Howard in Queens
(?) close to the tab
Twenty-four to rehab

I'm surfing the net
How close can you get
Daddy Howard in Queens
Itchy-bitchy (?)

Yeah but the fire
Yeah but the fire
Yeah but the fire
Will burn

Always women and men
Close your eyes count to ten
To the teller of teens
Daddy Howard in Queens

Sixty hits at a time
Secret webcam sublime
I'm doing so fine

I'm surfing the net
For a face I regret
having left on the train
(?) of a Michigan male

Hoochie-coochie parade
Daddy peep show arcade
Charade
Charade
Charade
Charade

Yeah but the fire
Yeah but the fire
Yeah but fire
Will burn

I'm surfing the net
Lying naked in bed
Twenty hits at a time
I'm doing so fine
Making close to the tab
Thirty-two to rehab

I'm a family man
I'm a family man