Long Tall Glasses

I was travelling down the road feeling hungry and cold
I saw a sign saying, "Food and drinks for everyone"
So naturally I thought I would take me a look inside
I saw so much food there was water coming from my eye
Yeah, there was ham and there was turkey, there was caviar
And long tall glasses with wine up to here
Then somebody grabbed me, threw me out of my chair
Said, "Before you can eat you gotta dance like Fred Astaire"

You know I can dance, you know I can dance
You know I can dance, you know I can dance
I can dance

I am a man of the road, a hobo by name
I don't seek entertainment, just paltry and game
But if it's all the same to you, then yes, I will try my hand
If you're as hungry as me then I'm sure you'll understand

Hmm, now wait a minute
Of course I can dance, of course I can dance
I'm sure I can dance, I'm sure I can dance
I can dance, I can dance
I really hit the floor
I feel good
Look at me dancing

I did a two-step, quickstep and a bossanova
A little Victor Sylvester and a Rudy Valentino
You shoulda seen me moving right across the floor
Hand me down my tuxedo, next week I'm coming back for more

I can dance, oh yes, I can dance
Look at me dance on the floor
Moving, I feel good
I can dance
I can dance, I can dance, I can dance, I can dance, I can dance