If I Were A Bell

Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing
Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a bell, I'd be ringing
From the moment we kissed tonight
That's the way I've just got to behave
Boy, if I were a lamp, I'd light
And if I were a banner, I'd wave

Ask me how do I feel, now that we're cozy and clinging
Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a gate, I'd be swinging
And if I were a watch, I'd start popping my spring
And if I were a bell, I'd go ding dong ding dong ding

Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning
Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge, I'd be burning
Yes, I knew my morale would crack
From the wonderful way that you looked
Boy, if I were a duck, I'd quack
And if I were a goose, I'd be cooked

Ask me how do I feel, now that we're fondly caressing
Boy, if I were a salad, I'd surely be splashing my dressing
Ask me how to describe this whole beautiful thing
And if I were a bell, I'd go ding dong ding dong ding
And if I were a bell, I'd go ding dong ding dong ding