Songtexte Intro - Starbomb

Hello everyone,
I am Egoraptor
And welcome to the first album of
STAR BOMB!!
A holy shit amazing new band
I've created with this guys:
Ninja Sex Party
Hello, my name is Danny Sexbang
I'm the lead singer of Ninja Sex Party
That band he was just talking about
And this here is Ninja Brian
Say hi Ninja Brian
Fantastic!
Now, before we begin annihilating your fucking soul
With tasty-ass jams,
We'd like to say that we don't own the rights
To the characters that we parody on this album
Like, uh, Zelda or Mario
Or uh, Metroid girl
Samus! That's her
But it is parody, which means according to the exact text of the law
Ahem!
The fair use of a copyrighted word, including such use
By reproduction and copies of photo records
Or by any other... fucking means
Specified by that section
For purposes such as
Shit like critism, comment, teaching, scholarship or researsh
Is not a goddamn infringment of copyrights
I guess what we're saying Nintendo:
We love you
Thanks for not suing us
NOW LET'S COMMENCE THE ROCK