Supergran

Stand back Superman, Iceman, Spiderman
Batman and Robin too
Don't wanna cause a ruckus with B.A. Baracus
Have I got a match for you

She makes them look like a bunch of fairies
She's got more bottle than United Dairies
Hang about, look out for Supergren

You can stick your heroes, your Robert De Niros
And Al Pacino too
And Lex Galoni's just another phony
He couldn't lace her shoes

After her they're all big girl's blouses
She's got more front than a row of houses

Hang about, look out for Supergren

She's a serious granny
A serious granny
She'll do the things that you never saw your granny do