Colin the 2ft Goblin

Believe me when I say
Everything will be ok
Stresses will leave I trust
Everything will turn to dust
It's ok my sweet
I will hold you close to me
Snatched up a stupid whore
Fucked her on the bathroom floor

Colin the Goblin
Colin the Goblin
Colin the Goblin
Colin the Goblin
Colin the Goblin
Colin the Goblin
Colin the 2ft Goblin

Catch me on the field
Drinking blood of those I killed
What can't you humans see
I survive on sex and weed
Goblin supremacy
Thirteen wives all pray to me
I drive a rockin' Jeep
Never cry myself to sleep

Colin the Goblin
Colin the Goblin
Colin the Goblin
Colin the Goblin
Colin the Goblin
Colin the Goblin
Colin the 2ft Goblin

I'm the Goblin Man
Murder kids at Disney Land
No one can ride ahead
I'm too short and they're too dead