Songtexte Toothbrush Parody - TeraBrite

Don't matter what you had for lunch
You can't use my toothbrush
It's not okay, not okay
You're going out with your crush
Touch my Crest® and I will punch you
In the face

Seriously I'll punch you in the face

He'll be here in ten though
I ate garlic fries
I even let you take a bite, take a bite
Didn't brush this morning
I ate lots of sweets
I don't want to get cavities, cavities, cavities

I don't think he'll care
If it's very clear
All the food you ate the night before
You have some time to spare
If you get of here
You can make it to the grocery store

Don't matter what you had for lunch
You can't use my toothbrush
It's not okay, not okay
You're going out with your crush
Touch my Crest® and I will punch you
In the face, in the face

I just, I just can't let you, no
I am, I am a germaphobe

Don't matter what you had for lunch
You can't use my toothbrush
It's not okay, not okay

I just have one question
Is that Crest® complete?
That one's the best
Yeah I agree, I agree
I just need to freshen
Well here's some old spice
No, I'm talkin' 'bout my pearly whites, pearly whites

I don't think he'll care
If it's very clear
All the food you ate the night before
Just go fix your hair
OMG I swear
You're just asking for a full on war

Hey!
Don't matter what you had for lunch
You can't use my toothbrush
It's not okay, not okay
You're going out with your crush
Touch my Crest® and I will punch you
In the face, in the face

I just, I just can't let you, no
I am, I am a germaphobe

Don't matter what you had for lunch
You can't use my toothbrush
It's not okay, not okay

Why's it so hard to comprehend?
Please don't ask me to use it again
If you still want to be my friend
Now I'm gonna close the bathroom door

Don't matter what you had for lunch
You can't use my toothbrush
It's not okay, not okay
You're going out with your crush
Touch my Crest® and I will punch you
In the face, in the face

I just, I just can't let you, no
I am, I am a germaphobe

Don't matter what you had for lunch
You can't use my toothbrush
It's not okay, not okay