Motherless Bastard

Child: "Mommy! Daddy... Mommy! Daddy!... Mom? Dad?"
Man: "You have no mother or father."
Child: "Yeah I do!"
Man: "No, they left; they went somewhere else."
Child: "No, you're right here! I do!"
Man: "I'm not; I don't know you."
Child: "Daddy... "
Man: "Don't touch me; don't call me that in public."