Small Fries

Once upon a sunshine
There were three little pigs
Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen were their ages
They all thought time had come
To get out on their own
They all found daily jobs and earned their wages

A letter had come from Uncle Samuel
Can you dig it?
Can you dig it?

One little piggy's name
Was Freddie, Freddie, Freddie, Freddie, Freddie
He built a house with headache and religion, religion
If he had chosen to try to get away
It would have been a very bad decision

Another piggy's name
Was Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry
He tried everything in the book
He was very lazy and he only liked to eat
Uncle Samuel made him a cook, ha ha ha, ha ha

Can you dig it?
Can you dig it?

Third piggy's name was Sylvester, Sylvester, Sylvester
Ain't that weird?
He hated to be told what to do
But fourteen stripes has changed his mind
Now he proudly wears navy blue

Say, a letter has come from Uncle Samuel
And adieu