O Maxine

O Maxine don't ever leave me
Though you make love in a matter of fact way
When you're not here I hardly know what to say
O Maxine, don't ever worry
Though the future sometimes look a little grim
I'll give you much more than ever you'll get from him
Listen to me now
When we first met I thought you did not notice
You called me Phil not Otis
Ain't that really just too much
I felt so touched
I'd never known a lady act so strangely
I thought you might derange me
You always go for spotty youths
Ain't that the truth
O Maxine don't ever leave me
Though you make love in a matter of fact way
When you're not here I hardly know what to say
O Maxine, don't ever worry
Though the future sometimes look a little grim
I'll give you much more than ever you'll get from him
Listen to me now
I walked you out
You told me to unhand you
Forced me to command you
To show a little care
And love I can't get enough
But I'll take my time to charm you with my favors
And you'll forget those schoolboy ravers
To see I really am the best you'll ever get
O Maxine don't ever leave me
Though you make love in a matter of fact way
When you're not here I hardly know what to say
O Maxine, don't ever worry
Though the future sometimes look a little grim
I'll give you much more than ever you'll get from him
Listen to me now