Third Rock From The Sun

She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time
Like a broken fuel runner slippin' through the line
He likes the way she looks so he calls her little wife
Says "Don't wait up for me, I'll be workin' late tonight"
Wife hangs up the phone, bursts into tears
Calls her sister up and cries "Get over here"
Sister tells her boyfriend "Be back in a while"
Boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile
He leaves the motor runnin', he'll only be a minute
His car drives away with teenagers in it
The driver tells his buddy he's got one life to live
They scream into the night "Let's get it over with"
Cause and effect, chain of events
All of the chaos makes perfect sense
When you're spinnin' 'round and things come undone
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun
The kid guns the gas, the car starts to swerve
Heads for a semi truck, jumps a curb
Truck hits the big boy in the Shoney's parking lot
Who flies through the air, takes out the bank clock
Clock strikes a light pole, transformer sparks
Lines go down, the town goes dark
Waitress calls the cops, says she saw it all
Swears a giant alien has landed at the mall
Cops ring the mayor, say there's panic in the streets
"We hate to wake you up but we can't find the chief"
Mayor says "Use your head, if he ain't in his car
He's hidin' from his wife down at Smokey's bar"
Cause and effect, chain of events
All of the chaos makes perfect sense
When you're spinnin' 'round and things come undone
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun
Cause and effect, chain of events
All of the chaos makes perfect sense
When you're spinnin' 'round and things come undone
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun