Monster Mash

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from its lab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

(He did the mash)
He did the monster mash
(The monster mash)
It was a graveyard smash
(He did the mash)
It got on in a flash
(He did the mash)
He did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east
From the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

(They did the mash)
They did the monster mash
(The monster mash)
It was a graveyard smash
(They did the mash)
It got on in a flash
(They did the mash)
They did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sound
Igor Unchained backed by his baying hounds
The coffin daggers were about to arrive
But the vocal group The Crypt Keeper 5

(They played the mash)
They played the monster mash
(The monster mash)
It was a graveyard smash
(They played the mash)
It got on in a flash
(They played the mash)
They played the monster mash

Out from his coffin Jack's voice did ring
His goons, he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist and said
"What ever happened to my Transylvania Twist?"

(It's now the mash)
It's now the monster mash
(The monster mash)
And it's a graveyard smash
(It's now the mash)
It got on in a flash
(It's now the mash)
It's now the monster mash

Now everything is cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, who are living, to smash with men too
You get him, my daughter, tell them Boris did it

(If you can mash)
And you can monster mash
(The monster mash)
And do my graveyard smash
(If you can mash)
You'll get on in a flash
(If you can mash)
Then you can monster mash