The Budget

It's in the budget, it's nothin', bitch

It's like Too $hort said, "Don't fuck for free"
If I give you this money, you in love with me
If I work real hard and share everything
You gon' be my girlfriend and then marry me
Is that luck? Now you wanna let me fuck?
You hate my guts, but if I spend a few bucks, I get some head
Me and you layin' in the bed
Took you out to dinner, all you wanted was the bread

A lot of y'all players be payin' these hoes
Cashin' 'em out and breakin' the rules
You got some money, you said, "Fuck my crew"
You spend it all on her, and she don't like you
You a sucker, motherfucker, that's all it is
When you first wake up, you gotta call a bitch
Or you in trouble, tell the whole world how you love her
If she want some new shit, you got it covered

It's nothin', just spend a few dollars
(Spend it, mane) It ain't trickin' if you got it
Yeah, you got it, give the bitch your wallet
(Give it to her) It's in the budget

It was 2:15 in the mornin'
She called you on the phone and said, "I want it"
She ain't talkin' 'bout sex for a booty call
She want a whole lot of money to go to the mall
She don't window-shop, she got you
'Cause you keep buyin' that bitch the new hot shoe
You said nothin's too good for your baby
You gotta do it, you said she don't make me

Nigga, stop lyin', if you ever stop buyin'
You ain't never gon' find her, that bitch is hidin'
She don't wanna see your face, she through with you
But you don't wanna be replaced, so what you do?
You slaughter a few, say you sorry
Then she smiled at you, now everything's normal
A lot of shoppin' bags, took 'em to her house
And now she poppin' tags

It's nothin', just spend a few dollars
It ain't trickin' if you got it
Yeah, you got it, give the bitch your wallet
(Give it to her) It's in the budget
It's nothin'
It ain't trickin' if you got it (that's what I heard)
Trick, it's in the budget

What's your pussy bill? How much you spend in a year?
You can learn the game, but you don't wanna hear
It's too much work, it ain't school
You said, "I'd rather just pay her," I'm cool
Ain't nobody mad, thanks to niggas like you
Hoes get paid and pimps do too

That's the balance, it keeps the game on track
I know I talk a lot of shit, I'm just statin' the fact
She ain't stayin' long, if the money's gone
It's not funny, it's more like a funny bone

That shit hurts, but you can't buy friends
Are you in love with her? You say, "I am," so where she at?
She don't love your ass, she with the next nigga
She out spendin' his cash, keepin' him hard, and swipin' his card
She forgot about you, now you scarred

It's nothin', just spend a few dollars
It ain't trickin', if you got it (it ain't trickin')
Give the bitch your wallet
It's in the budget
It's nothin', just spend a few dollars (spend it)
It ain't trickin', if you got it (you know it ain't)
Give a bitch your wallet (give it to her)
It's in the budget

It's nothin' (bitch)