Save the Day

Ten pounds too much to the naked eye
I don′t take the bus because she drives
Watermelon lipstick, and way too much
She got buttermilk smile and a thorny touch
Street smart, like a Courtney Love
Can't get enough Hollywood stories of
Anybody famous that can make her feel
Like they′re all kinda friends in a way
No best friend, well one but she's crazy
Grew up to end up a Professor of lazy
The last of six kids that all left town
Seems nobody ever wanted them around
But she's cool like a soda can sittin′ on ice
Always orders sushi, only eats the rice
Talks about J Lo like they′re best of friends
I think she loves me, but it all depends
Hey baby, I don't wanna be your Superman
I just wanna be your man and I′ll be super, baby
You'll be standin′ in the sun shine
I'll be standin′ right here in the rain
You save me and I will save the day
I got a sweet gig rakin' in the cash with karaoke
I get the crowd goin' when I sing the hokey pokey
I shake it to the
Left and then I shake it to the right
What′s not to love, man I′m on tonight
I got the LA stylie with the New York trim
Keep my pants so low
It's like I′m goin' for a swim
I got the Coppertone tan, like in Mexico
Well, not now but when I go, yea
I know you don′t see me like a movie star
And it can't help much that I don′t have no car
But you're my favorite thing, by far
That's gotta count for something
Hey baby, I don′t wanna be your superman
I just wanna be your man and I′ll be super baby
You'll be standing in the sunshine
I′ll be standing right here in the rain, yeah
You save me and I will save the day