Songtexte Joe Biden - TurtleFrogMan

At 29 Joe Biden was elected to the Senate
And for nearly 40 years he walked the hallowed halls of Congress
A faithful public servant on a public servant's salary
But he must be good with money cause he owned four spacious mansions

He liked to call himself lunch bucket Joe but somehow lived a life of luxury!

Jeffrey Epstein killed himself
Dr Fauci's good at science
There are more than just two genders
Those were mostly peaceful protests

And Joe Biden got more votes than any presidential candidate in history

Joe Biden represented the tiny state of Delaware
Which had become a haven for big banks which offer credit cards
Joe sponsored legislation made it harder for consumers
To find relief from debts by simply filing chapter 7

And the big banks were so grateful they gave joe's son Hunter quite a nice consultant's fee

Jeffrey Epstein killed himself
Dr Fauci's good at science
There are more than just two genders
Those were mostly peaceful protests

And Joe Biden got more votes than any presidential candidate in history

Joe Biden was vice president for president Obama
Our relationship with Ukraine had been delegated to him
A Ukrainian conglomerate, on its board had Hunter Biden
And Was scrutinized intensely for wrongdoing and malfeasance

On video Joe warned unless that prosecutor's canned your aid's in jeopardy

Jeffrey Epstein killed himself
Dr Fauci's good at science
There are more than just two genders
Those were mostly peaceful protests

And Joe Biden got more votes than any presidential candidate in history

Joe Biden got more votes than Washington or Lincoln
Joe biden got more votes than either of the Roosevelts
Joe biden got more votes when you adjust for population
Than Barak Obama, Clinton, Harry Truman, Jimmy Carter or John Kennedy
Joe Biden got more votes than any presidential candidate in history

After serving as Vice President, Joe threw his hat back in the ring
But he was older now and many thought he suffered from dement- i- a
But one by one the others in the race fell by the wayside
And when the putrid smoke cleared only Biden was left standing

In spite of all his gaffes and his befuddlement, Joe Biden was the nominee!

Jeffrey Epstein killed himself
Dr Fauci's good at science
There are more than just two genders
Those were mostly peaceful protests

And Joe Biden got more votes than any presidential candidate in history

Joe Biden ran for president two times both unsuccessful
In 1998 he plaguirized a speech he'd given
And ten years later had no chance against Barak Obama
But this time things were different as the nation feared the virus

This pandemic gave Joe Biden what would prove to be the perfect winning Strategy!

Jeffrey Epstein killed himself
Dr Fauci's good at science
There are more than just two genders
Those were mostly peaceful protests

And Joe Biden got more votes than any presidential candidate in history

Joe Biden got more votes than Washington or Lincoln
Joe biden got more votes than either of the Roosevelts
Joe biden got more votes when you adjust for population
Than Barak Obama, Clinton, Harry Truman, Jimmy Carter or John Kennedy
Joe Biden got more votes than any presidential candidate in history

A pandemic had befallen us which prompted Biden activists
To change our voting systems and allow for votes by mail
Which of course is quite straightforward and does not allow for cheating
And all signatures accepted,no IDs are ever needed.

In Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Georgia maybe now it's clear to see

Jeffrey Epstein killed himself
Dr Fauci's good at science
There are more than just two genders
Those were mostly peaceful protests

Why Joe Biden got more votes than any presidential candidate in history

On the eve of the election, our man Joe was clearly losing
In what seemed to be a landslide, in the early morning hours
Semi trucks filled up with ballots, came to many polling stations
These were ballots which were mailed, big majority for BIDEN

And now I think we've cleared up any doubt, we haven't left a trace of mystery

Jeffrey Epstein killed himself
Dr Fauci's good at science
There are more than just two genders
Those were mostly peaceful protests

How Joe Biden got more votes than any presidential candidate in history