Songtexte Hey Santa - U.K. Subs

Quite often I get a thinking how as kids we got by
Like Christmas time in our house we couldn't even afford a fire
But we made do in our house back then when I was young
Dad used to suck a peppermint and we'd all sit round his tongue
We couldn't afford no tinsel on our Christmas tree
So we just willed old grand-daddy to make the old cunt sneeze
Aaaaaaahhhh, aaaaaaahhhh, aaaaaaahhhh, aaaaaaahhhh
Wheezing round the other side of granny
Aaaaaaahhhh, aaaaaaahhhh, aaaaaaahhhh, aaaaaaahhhh
Well things changed so bloody fast I got children of me own
And I heard them unwrap their presents last night when I got home

Santa Claus you cunt where's my fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and it's nothing what I like
I wrote you a fucking letter and I've come to see you twice
You geriatric wanker where's my fucking bike?

If I wanted a pair of fucking socks I would have fucking asked
This cowboy suit and thing from Satan sticks right up your arse
You went and bummed my older auntie's and that can make her spew
It's not just me who's pissed off, my sister's pissed off too

Santa Claus you cunt where's my fucking pram?
You promised me you fucking cunt, you know who I am
'Cause I'm the little girl you made sit right on your hand
Never mind your "Ho ho ho", where's my fucking pram?

Next time I go to see him I'm gonna punch him in the guts
Tell his fucking reindeer to kick Rudolf in the nuts
He asked me wait 'til next year 'til we get to that store
And me and my little sister come scuttling through that door

Hey mum, dad, just check his breath and watch his bloodshot eyes
Don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies
He's a piss-take and a pervert who's not even fucking bright
'Cause that fucking wanker forgot my fucking bike

Hey Santa Claus you cunt where's my fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and it's nothing what I like
I wrote you a fucking letter and I've come to see you twice
You geriatric wanker forgot my fucking bike

Yeah, I'm gonna tell my dad on you
I'll fucking punch you in the cunt