Songtexte Rap Up 2023, Pt. 3 - Uncle Murda

Happy New Year
Brooklyn
I'm part of the holidays now just like Mariah
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
I'm part of the holidays now just like Mariah
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy
(Great John on the beat by the way)

Kodak Black was on Drink Champs looking bad
Shit wasn't funny tryna explain why it's cool to take Tekashi money (that's not cool)
You really did a song with a nigga that ratted
Got locked up for swallowing coke you really an addict (damn)
Tekashi got stomped out in LA Fitness
By some Latin Kings, them niggas was standing on business (good for 'em)
Getting stomped out, standing on, they beat that nigga ass the fuck up with the camera on (ha-ha)

Pause, what the fuck you just say? Say that shit again
Cam and Mase got niggas saying pause over everything
Nelly got Ashanti pregnant she 'bout to have a baby
Wonder how Irv Gotti feeling right now shit crazy (you good?)
Trick Daddy talking reckless, nigga you want smoke?
I seen that video you made you had to be on coke (had to be)
You had a cooking apron on saying I start a lot
Don't get punched in the face like Charleston White in the barbershop (ha-ha)

I wonder how Tupac could sound if he spit this
Make an Artificial Intelligence and remix this (AI)
Murda featuring Tupac'll be tough as fuck
It was a rumor going around, Chris Brown beat Usher up
Carlee Russell lied, faked her own kidnapping
All 'cause her man cheated, this year so much shit happened
People really just be out here doing dumb shit
Now, Carlee Russell famous for being a dumb bitch (ha-ha)

Lied about seeing that baby on that highway
Cop who killed George Floyd got stabbed up on Black Friday (good for him)
I wish that cracker would've died in that spot
Tyre Nichols got killed by five black cops
I probably was just as mad as Mysonne when that shit happened (word)
They just got indicted for murder and kidnapping
I hope they get stabbed up and die in jail too
That gun and badge you use to have can't help you (it can't)

Man, how the fuck could five black cops be that evil?
Y'all already see how white cops be treating black people (you see it?)
You know, they kill us, we kill us, we gotta really think
We gotta wake the fuck up before we be extinct (facts)
Ok Murda, we hear you, Malcolm X and Nip
But let's get back to disrespecting shit ('igh)
Lori Harvey single again, did he cheat on her?
Is her pussy good? Why is all these niggas always leaving her? (Why?)

Future is it good? Or do she got some wack shit?
You got niggas signing NDAs just to hit that shit
Draymond Green knocked a nigga out for no reason
Now he might not get to play for the rest of the season (damn)
The NBA suspended that nigga indefinitely
I could see him coming back and beating up a referee (woo!)
The shit that nigga be doing ain't regular

Draymond need to retire and become a wrestler (WWF)
You see how he was choking out Rudy Gobert
Anthony Edwards ain't do none he just stood right there (none)
Karl Towns ain't do none he just stood right there (none)
They either pussy or just don't fuck with Rudy Gobert
Let Draymond have another fight that nigga done
Ja Morant got suspended for flashing a gun
And he still throwing gun signs up at the score

He wants to be like NBA Youngboy, not Michael Jordan
Man, let that nigga live he ain't do no illegal
What's illegal is Josh Giddey fucking that lil' white bitch
Josh Giddey white, so the media ain't cover it
Had evidence for tryna say it wasn't enough of it (cap)
Two minutes left, nigga we in the fourth quarter
LeBron became the all-time NBA leading scorer
Ime Udoka tried to disrespect LeBron James
Told him, "To stop bitching," nigga it was during the game (word)

And guess what Rich Paul did to Ime Udoka?
Dude partied, invited Cam and Nia Long over
Ime Udoka is Nia Long ex boo
That's how LeBron and Rich Paul chose to disrespect you (crazy)
And I think Cam'ron gon' wind up hitting that
Rich Paul you a fool, my nigga what made you think of that? (You a fool)
Quavo was on a boat when a couple people got robbed
Kanye was on a boat with his wife getting a blowjob

Talking 'bout boats let's take this shit a little further
My nigga threw his hat in the air like he Bobby Shmurda
All that fighting on the boat had a nigga look like Michael Phelps
Y'all see how he was swimming? When he seen homie needed help
He was there 20 seconds that nigga fast
And some other niggas came they whipped those white people ass (oh)
Black people verses white people I wish I was there
Two white bitches would've got hit in the head with a chair (ha-ha)

'Cause white people always think that they can get away with shit
They wouldn't have got charged if nobody was taping it
Damn, DJ Envy was promoting real estate
That turned out being a Ponzi scheme, the whole shit was fake (aw)
People lost money, your partner was stealing it
You're guilty by association even if you innocent
I just think Envy got caught up in Cesar's shit
That lil' fat nigga Cesar look like a piece of shit (he do)

He was selling the same property to different people
I ain't a real estate agent but I know that's illegal (I know that)
Hassan Campbell beefing, screaming, "Nigga what's up?"
In the projects, then them niggas shot him like, "Shut up!"
Man that shit was too funny y'all gotta see the tape
Hassan Campbell was the kid Afrika Bambaataa raped
Crazy, a lot of niggas gon' be upset with me
I'm back out here disrespecting niggas, respectfully

Damar Hamlin, that play for the Buffalo Bills
Died then came back to life on the football field
Medical staff brought him back to life in minutes
Skip Bayless was mad 'cause they ain't let the game finish (you racist)
Shannon Sharpe just ain't want to say it
He just quit, went to First Take with Stephen A. Smith (salute)
We just happy that Damar feeling better bro
That other nigga killed his mother then went to Mexico

Jonathan Majors found guilty that nigga not a crook
He was running from that white girl like he stole her pocketbook
Submarine crushed in the water went too deep and shit
Tryna see the Titanic, that's real white people shit
Southside and G Herbo broke Funny Marco watch
I thought it was funny, I was laughing, I could hardly stop (ha)
Free Casanova, they was saying he got cut
He FaceTime me, it was a lil' scratch he barely got touched

You already know, it's free you 'til they free you nigga
They gave you 15 years, them people evil nigga
Michael Jordan son still fucking Scottie Pippen wife
Now he wanna marry her, Mike, you know that shit ain't right
Snoop Dogg had niggas thinking he stopped smoking
We fell for that shit, it looked like he was not joking
I thought the doctor told him it was life or death
He was promoting the stove, that nigga got a check (haha)

That's some funny shit, I'm 'bout to roll up
Young Jeezy and that Chinese girl just broke up
That nigga Tom Brady really retired
I'm 'bout to wrap this shit up, I'm getting tired
Anthony Edwards out here looking crazy
Gave that girl a hundred K, she still keeping the baby
She exposed the text messages, to text her
Now she got the lawyers involved that bitch being extra (aw)
A$AP Relli snitched on A$AP Rocky

He in court like, "Rihanna baby father shot me"
Riri just had a baby and performed at the Super Bowl
Can't believe this bitch ass nigga just really told
Coach K and P just sold Quality Control for three hundred million
Like fuck it let the dice roll
Jess Hilarious as Angela Yee new replacement
Y'all could've got somebody better than that I'm not hating (haha)

I'm just playing, I'm fucking with you Jess
You sound good on that shit for real, I wish you success
Palestine and Israel done gone hit, pick a side
I'm praying the war stop way too many people dying (cease fire)
Crazy how the world could just sit back and watch this shit
It's really fuck humanity when it comes to politics
I got a phone call the other day it was my lady crying
Said, "What happened?" She said, "I hate seeing all these babies dying"

We just had a baby so she taking that shit hard
It's sad seeing these kids getting they childhoods robbed
Whoever get in that war need to get it done
We got our own war going on rest in peace to Gillie's son
R.I.P. the whole Brooklyn miss her (we do)

Shit was fucked up why them bullets had to hit her
RIP to Jacky Oh, send my condolences to DC Youngfly, your kids well ain't cope with it
'Bout to get out of here shit had been a long day
Rest in peace to Joe Brown and Harry Belafonte
Rest in peace to Jerry Springer, Lance Reddick and
I'm walking out the booth rap up this record

I'm part of the holidays now just like Mariah
I'm part of the holidays now just like Mariah
I'm part of the holidays now just like Mariah
(Crazy, crazy, shit crazy)
I'm part of the holidays now just like Mariah
(Y'all heard what happened, y'all know what happened, but y'all don't care)

I'm part of the holidays now just like Mariah
(For the last six months I been touring with 50)
I'm part of the holidays now just like Mariah
(This part three, on part two I talked about Diddy)