Songtexte Where Have All the Staplers Gone? - VeggieTales

And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune
Without further ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies"
The heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"

We don't have much time before the big meeting
No, no, we don't

Have you seen the scissors, miss?
They're in the bottom drawer
I tried that drawer but they're there no more
That's odd
I know I thought for sure

Have you seen the masking tape?
It's right next to the phone
Oh, that's what I thought, but now's it not (hmm)
I guess I should have known

Oh, where have all the staplers gone?
What happened to our paper clips?
The ballpoint pens are gone again (they're gone again?)
The stick-it pads have lost their stick

Do you remember when
The rubber bands were in their place?
They're in the middle drawer (middle drawer, middle drawer)
Middle drawer, middle drawer
Light bulbs easy to replace
Yes!
There were always more
Reams of paper raining down (raining, raining down)
Legal pads a plenty (we're legal)

Highlighters in every hue
I remember!
Never less than 20

Oh, where have all the staplers gone?
What happened to our paper clips?
The ballpoint pens are gone again
They're gone again
We've run out of packing slips

Someday my prints will come
Please replace the toner
Someday we'll find more of
Our Manila folders
Someday my prints will come
Where's the printer cable?
Someday we'll find more of
Adhesive shipping labels

Where have all the staplers gone?
What happened to our paper clips? (Paper clips)
The ballpoint pens are gone again
They're gone again
The Sharpies all have flattened tips
Where have all the staplers gone?

This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry
Tune in for act two "Revenge of the Staplers"