This Strange Place

Let me take you up these stairs
Let me introduce you to another world
Let me lead you through these doors
Let me tell you all the stories that they keep

Barley crazy, it's a magnet
From a distance you can sense it
Won't you come on in and view it from this side
Me and Davy, we're not crazy
It was the man, Hugh, he was lazy
Come and view the scene from across the great divide

Let me show you where to come
It's an open house where no one has to leave
Where united nations talk
All the many, many languages they speak

Barley crazy, it's a magnet
From a distance you can sense it
Won't you come on in and view it from this side
Me and Davy, we're not crazy
It was the man, Hugh, he was lazy
Come and view the scene from across the great divide

We can show you how to dance
We can teach you rhythm right down to your feet
Oh, you won't believe your eyes
When I show you all the secrets that it keeps

Barley crazy, it's a magnet
From a distance you can sense it
Won't you come on in and view it from this side
Me and Davy, we're not crazy
It was the man, Hugh, he was lazy
Come and view the scene from across the great divide

There is none of us that's mad
It just seems that way when you open up the door
Well, it will never make you sad
For the people who pass through come back for more

Barley crazy, it's a magnet
From a distance you can sense it
Won't you come on in and view it from this side
Me and Davy, we're not crazy
It was the man, Hugh, he was lazy
Come and view the scene from across the great divide