Songtexte RP Summer - Yahzick

Dice, Minis, Maps, Snacks
Notes, Towers, Books, Stacks
Last year was a big, fat bummer
We've got to have an RP summer

2020 was a nightmare
Everyone discovered "Mother Nature" doesn't fight fair
People talk about the economy and healthcare
Me, I've been building a barbarian Werebear

Where my PCs at?

Now, playing online's alright
But there's nothing better than them biweekly nights
Getting together with your friends on a mutual mission
To try and obliterate any enemies in your vision

Ya, that's real nice
Plus you get to roll real dice
And if you get advantage
You get to roll twice

If you think you can manage it, I suggest
You invite your best guest, embark on a quest

Invest in adventure. Swing for the fences
Lockdown lifted. Combat commences

Saddle up. Readjust your aim
What I mean is you should go ahead and schedule a game with some...

Dice, Minis, Maps, Snacks
Notes, Towers, Books, Stacks
Last year was a big, fat bummer
We've got to have an IRL RP summer

Dice, Minis, Maps, Snacks
Notes, Towers, Books, Stacks
Last year was a big, fat bummer
We've got to have an RP summer

On pen and paper I'm equipped with a rapier whip
That razzle dazzle Yazz'll hit him with it lickity-split
So wicked he spit admittedly giddy to get it lit
'Bout to calculate the damage that my tank emits
I'm banking crits

I'm cranked and committed to play
Back in the day, TTRPGs were passé
Happy to say, we've come a really long way
Now there's over fifty million of us up in the fray

We've been waiting for a minute to get back in the game
The internet is doing it but it just isn't the same
Start a campaign, we be like moths to flame
And we gon' start murder Hoboing as quick as we came

I'm just kidding... well maybe only half kidding
I'm the one gets the dungeon master doing my bidding
Go forth all ye warriors and forge your stories
Whether you're 14 or middle-to-late 40's

Dice, Minis, Maps, Snacks
Notes, Towers, Books, Stacks
Last year was a big, fat bummer
We've got to have an IRL RP summer

Dice, Minis, Maps, Snacks
Notes, Towers, Books, Stacks
Last year was a big, fat bummer
We've got to have an RP summer