Songtexte Walrus Bukakke Rodeo - Yetiface

I just made love
To a walrus
With a peg leg

He let me pluck out
All his pubic hair
And he let me
Stick his peg leg
Up my ass

I'm nothin' but a walrus fucker
I'm nothin' but a walrus fucker

His blubber
Oozed out on my crotch

I didn't know that
Plucking pubic hairs
Could be so much fun
Now I know why
Eighty percent of the girls
Have none

I can smell the walrus juice
Leaking down my chin
I think I'll scrape it off
And save it for my grandpa
And his twin

Most people think that I'm a freak
Because I fuck a walrus
But that's OK
They can get their own
Blubber butt

I am guilty of one thing
And that is walrus fucking
I grab his tusks
And ride the waves
And he just keeps on bucking
Bucking
Bucking
Bucking

Walrus bookakee
I'm nothin' but a walrus fucker