Songtexte Cookin' Salmon (feat. SillyGuy) - yourcousincarson

Damn it, I'm cookin' salmon, and suckin' ass at it
Damn it, I'm cookin' salmon, *burps* ass at it
Damn it, I'm cookin' salmon, and suckin' ass at it
Damn it, I'm cookin' what? what? what? what? GANG GANG!

Damn it, I'm cookin' salmon, and suckin' ass at it
Damn it, I'm cookin' salmon, and suckin' ass at it
Damn it, I'm cookin' salmon, and suckin' ass at it
Damn it, I'm cookin' salmon, and suckin' ass at it (Yuh)

Bitch It's my first time cookin', I don't know if I'll fuck up and poison myself
I'm stackin' up all these tools, I be stackin' them upon my shelf
They helpin' me cook, they helpin' me clean, pretty soon she'll worship my wealth
My girl, she the top one, so she hates when I kiss her below her belt

It's over for you bitches, cause I now know how to motherfuckin' cook
So I am in the kitchen, readin' Mr. Gordon Ramsay's book
This shit is way too easy, so I'm playin' with it like a rook
It's time for me to shut the fuck up and let's get back to the hook

Damn it, I'm cookin' salmon, and suckin' ass at it
Damn it, I'm cookin' salmon, and suckin' ass at it
Damn it, I'm cookin' salmon, and suckin' ass at it
Damn it, I'm cookin' salmon, and suckin' ass at it

Suckin' his sack and I'm suckin' on dairy
I'm blowin' his back like I'm some kind of fairy
You ain't treat me fairly, I'm poppin' his cherry
You're eatin' the salmon, I'm eatin' some pussy
You must be in famine, the way you so pushy
You thought you were cookin', that wasn't the case
Thought you were runnin', you weren't in the race
Thought you were me, but you copy and pasted
I got bowls and bowls and bowls of rice
I'm addin' some spice and I'm makin' it nice
You're swimmin' in circles, I'm swimmin' upstream
You say that I'm fishy, the fuck do you mean
Like, damn it, I'm cookin' salmon, I'm cookin' salmon
Sorry, this took eight months, Carson

Damn it, I'm cookin' salmon, and suckin' ass at it
Damn it, I'm cookin' salmon, and suckin' ass at it
Damn it, I'm cookin' salmon, and suckin' ass at it
Damn it, I'm cookin' salmon, and suckin' ass at it

On my Dr. Seuss shit, I am goin' back to when I first began
Lookin' for that green, like my name is fuckin' Sam
I'm lookin' out for the enemy, so I whip my shit and scan
I am going to cook all this salmon in this fryin' pan