Songtexte Another One Rides the Bus (2022 version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Ridin'
in
the
bus
down
the
boulevards
And
the
place
was
pretty
packed,
yeah
I
couldn't
find
a
seat,
so
I
had
to
stand
With
the
perverts
in
the
back
It
was
smellin'
like
a
locker
room
There
was
junk
all
over
the
floor
We're
already
packed
in
like
sardines
But
we're
stoppin'
to
pick
up
more,
look
out
Another
one
rides
the
bus
Another
one
rides
the
bus
And
another
comes
on
and
another
comes
on
Another
one
rides
the
bus
Hey,
he's
gonna
sit
by
you,
another
one
rides
the
bus
There's
a
suitcase
pokin'
me
in
the
ribs
There's
an
elbow
in
my
ear
There's
a
smelly
old
bum
standin'
next
to
me
He
hasn't
showered
in
a
year
Well,
I
think
I'm
missin'
a
contact
lens
I
think
my
wallet's
gone
And
I
think
this
bus
is
stoppin'
again
To
let
a
couple
more
freaks
get
on,
look
out
Another
one
rides
the
bus
Another
one
rides
the
bus
And
another
comes
on
and
another
comes
on
Another
one
rides
the
bus
Hey,
he's
gonna
sit
by
you,
another
one
rides
the
bus
Another
one
rides
the
bus
Another
one
rides
the
bus,
ow
Another
one
rides
the
bus,
hey,
hey
Another
one
rides
the
bus,
hey,
hey,
hey,
hey,
hey
The
window
doesn't
open
and
the
fan
is
broke
And
my
face
is
turnin'
blue,
yeah
I
haven't
been
in
a
crowd
like
this
Since
I
went
to
see
The
Who
I
know
I
should've
got
off
a
couple
miles
ago
But
I
couldn't
get
to
the
door
There
isn't
any
room
for
me
to
breathe
And
now
we're
gonna
pick
up
more,
yeah
Another
one
rides
the
bus
Another
one
rides
the
bus
And
another
comes
on
and
another
comes
on
Another
one
rides
the
bus
Hey,
he's
gonna
sit
by
you,
another
one
rides
the
bus
1 In Memoriam
2 Guadalajara
3 The Cobra Pit
4 Demento's Pool Party
5 Tennessee Waltz
6 Helena Polka
7 Al's Speech
8 Would You Be My Son?
9 It's Nothing
10 Raised Amish
11 Dad Apologizes
12 The Factory
13 It's All Business
14 Certified Platinum
15 Diner Kidnapping
16 Heart of the Jungle
17 You're All I've Got
18 Drunk Driving
19 A Parody of "Eat It"
20 Al and Madonna
21 LSD Trip
22 Write Your Own Songs
23 My Parents
24 A Rare Gift
25 On the Spot
26 Epiphany
27 Cracked the Code
28 The Closet
29 Hay Boy
30 The Accordion
31 Weird
32 Back From the Dead
33 You Don't Know Anything (Dialogue)
34 My Bologna (2022 version)
35 I Love Rocky Road (2022 version)
36 Another One Rides the Bus (2022 version)
37 Eat It
38 Like a Surgeon (2022 version)
39 Amish Paradise (2022 version)
40 Now You Know
41 Dr. Demento Opening Theme (Pico & Sepulveda)
42 Beer Barrel Polka (Roll Out the Barrel)
43 Clarinet Polka
44 Beat on the Brat
45 Bowling with the Devil
46 You're All a Bunch of Slaves (Instrumental)
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