Lyrics Afterschool America - WHY?

I'll never write a movie with a father character who speaks like an animatronic in an afterschool America
He says we all put our pants on one leg at a time or goddamnit Yoni, you never do anything right
Dont want to own another black pocket comb
'Cause that's just not me
Why experts pick physical gold over paper
In 2003
Dont want to own no more pocket combs
Cause that's just not me
Why experts choose gold over paper
In 2003
Bones are bones, my friend
And you wont find no flags
In a million years
In the fossil records