Lyrics Damned - AC/DC

Don′t smoke, don't fight, don′t light no cigarettes
Or else you'll wind up in the can
No jokes, no rights, sit tight don't fool around
You are a guest of Uncle Sam
Stand up, look right, don′t slouch and stand at ease
Allow no sex above the knees
When I snap, you jump into the master plan
I′ll be damned
Well I'll be damned
I′ll be damned if I drink or smoke
Damned if I steal your joke
I'll be damned if I go for broke
Damned if I do
Damned if I don′t
Don't talk, don′t fool, don't try to mess around
I'll make a monkey outta you
You sign your name right on that dotted line, boy
I′ll be damned
I′ll be damned if I drink or smoke
Damned if I steal your joke
I'll be damned if I go for broke
Damned if I do
And damned if I don′t, yeah
Come on
I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
Damned if I steal your joke
I′ll be damned if I go for broke
I'm damned if I do
I′m damned if I don't
I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
Damned if I steal your joke
I′ll be damned if I go for broke
I′m damned if I do
I'm damned if I don′t
I'll be damned
I′ll be damned
I'll be damned
I′ll be damned
I'll be damned
I'll be damned