Lyrics If She's Got an Apple - Aaron Raitiere

If she's got an apple
She's got a banana
If she's got an apple
She's got a banana
Well i met her
Down in Key West
And talked straight through ten beers
And i thought to myself
There's something strange
About this woman here
Well her name was Terry
And she was taller than me
Then I saw her cheeks were hairy
And I knew she was a he
So I went to take a piss
And I never went back
Sometimes he's Cindy
Sometimes she's Jack
Sometimes he's Cindy
Sometimes she's Jack
Sometimes he's Cindy
Sometimes she's Jack
Well she might have real big hooters
And they all call her Hannah
But if she's got an apple
She's got a banana
If she's got an apple
She's got a banana
If she's got an apple
She's got a a banana
If she's got an apple
She's got a bananer