Lyrics If You're Not In Love - Aaron Watson

Well, I'm tryin' not to panic, but I'm gettin' all romantic
Gettin' soft with everything I say and do
I'm talkin' hours on the phone, puttin' on that sweet cologne
I'm even puttin' down the toilet seat for you

Now, wait a minute, it gets worse
I found myself holdin' your purse
Waitin' outside that bra and panty store
My boss's wife walked by, she spotted me and told me hi
And I knew then, I was in for it for sure

Now all the boys down at the shop know
And they sure do find it funny
They say you've changed my ways
And that you're spending all my money, honey

If you're not in love
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
Now if you're not in love
Well, I'm in a lot of trouble

I got this lump in my throat, think I sold my boat
So I could buy that diamond ring for you
Now I'm hopin' and I'm wishin' that since I can't go fishin'
You don't make me sell my golf clubs, too

Now, all the boys down at the shop know
And they laugh until I cried
I told 'em If I mess this up
My mama's gonna tan my hide, honey

If you're not in love
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
Well, I'm in a lot of trouble

Aw, play it, Red

I gave up that can of snuff
No more NASCAR on TV
Honey, if that ain't enough
This may be the death of me

Oh, if you're not in love
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
Now if you're not in love

Aw, If you're not in love
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
Now if you're not in love
Well, I'm in a whole lot of trouble