Lyrics Cool Guy 5 - Adam Sandler

-{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker-
GIRL #5: Hey, honey.
SEAN: S'up baby? looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit.You cold, baby? You want to use me as a blanket?
GIRL #5: I'm just doing my thing.
SEAN: Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky?'Cause I'd like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at.
GIRL #5: Well, how much you got, big man?
SEAN: Well, I'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there's a condition going on.

GIRL #5: What's that?
SEAN: You're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... my... slub-a-dub.
GIRL #5: Ooh, I can do that.
SEAN: You can?
GIRL #5: Mm-hmm.
SEAN: You mean, you ain't going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"?
GIRL #5: Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks.
SEAN: oh sna-- well, alright then here's the 50 dollars,-{unzips pants- and here's my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up.
GIRL #5:-{Opens his door- Sir, you are under arrest.
-{police car pulls up-
SEAN: You got to be f**king with mind here.

GIRL #5: No, I'm not.
COP: Good job denise.we'll take him from here.
-{Cop hand cuffs Sean-
SEAN: WHAT?!?! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip 'n' slide? F**k that shit.
GIRL #5: Hey honey, when you get to jail, you're going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself.
SEAN: WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?!
-{cop throws sean in back of police car-
COP: Just get in the back, asshole.
GIRL #5:-{from outside- You sick f**k.
SEAN: Damn!-{crying- This is a bunch of bullshit!
PEEPER: Piss on me.-{also in the back of the police car-
SEAN: WHAT?!
PEEPER: Please, piss me.
SEAN: NO!
PEEPER: Just a tinkle.
SEAN: F**k that, keep him away from me.
PEEPER: Urine.
SEAN: Keep this man away from me.