Lyrics Crazy Rap - Afroman
Wait
a
minute,
man
Hey,
check
this
out,
man
(tell
it)
It
was
this
blind
man,
right?
(this
man)
It
was
this
blind
man,
right?
He
was
feelin'
his
way
down
the
street
with
a
stick,
right?
(hey)
He
walked
past
this
fish
market
(fish
market?),
you
know
what
I'm
sayin'?
He
stopped,
he
took
a
deep
breath,
he
said
Woo
good
morning
ladies"
(ha,
ha,
ha,
ha,
ha)
You
like
that
shit,
man?
pretty
good
man
Hey
man,
I've
got
a
gang
of
that
shit,
man
Hey,
I'll
tell
you
what
We'll
all
have
a
good
time
We'll
fool
on
the
drum
And
hey,
hey
if
everybody
crowd
around
the
mic'
I'll
tell
you
all
these
motherfuckin'
jokes
I
got
First
I'm
gonna
start
off
like
that,
hey
help
me
sing
it,
homeboy
Said
Colt
Fortyfive
and
two
zigzags,
baby,
that's
all
we
need
We
can
go
to
the
park,
after
dark
Smoke
that
tumbleweed
And
as
the
marijuana
burn,
we
can
take
our
turn
Singin'
them
dirty
rap
songs
Stop
and
hit
the
bong
like
Cheech
and
Chong
And
sell
tapes
from
here
to
Hong
Kong
So
roll,
roll,
roll
my
joint,
pick
out
the
seeds
and
stems
Feelin'
high
as
hell,
flyin'
through
Palmdale
Skatin'
on
Dayton
rims
So
roll,
roll,
the
Eighty-three
Cadillac
Coupe
Deville
If
my
tapes
and
my
CDs
just
don't
sell,
I
bet
my
Caddy
will
Well,
it
was
just
sundown
in
a
small
white
town
They
call
it
East
Side
Palmdale
(well)
When
the
Afroman
walked
through
the
white
land
Houses
went
up
for
sale
Well,
I
was
standing
on
the
corner
sellin'
rap
CDs
When
I
met
a
little
girl
named
Jan
I
let
her
ride
in
my
Caddy
Because
I
didn't
know
her
daddy
was
the
leader
of
the
Ku
Klux
Klan
We
fucked
on
the
bed
Fucked
on
the
floor
Fucked
so
long
I
grew
a
fuckin'
afro
Then
I
fucked
to
the
left
(left)
Fucked
to
the
right
(right)
She
sucked
my
dick
'til
the
shit
turned
white
I
thought
to
myself,
"sheeba-sheeba"
Got
my
ass
lookin'
like
a
zebra
I
put
on
my
clothes
and
I
was
on
my
way
Until
her
daddy
pulled
up
in
a
Chevrolet
And
so
I
ran,
I
jumped
out
the
back
window
But
her
daddy,
he
was
waitin'
with
a
two-by-four
Oh,
he
beat
me
to
the
left
He
beat
me
to
the
right
The
motherfucker
whooped
my
ass
all
night
But
I
ain't
mad
at
her
prejudiced
dad
That's
the
best
damn
pussy
I
ever
had
Got
a
bag
of
weed
and
a
bottle
of
wine
I'm
gonna
fuck
that
bitch
just
one
more
time
Colt
Fortyfive
and
two
zigzags,
baby,
that's
all
we
need
We
can
go
to
the
park,
after
dark
Smoke
that
tumbleweed
And
as
the
marijuana
burn,
we
can
take
our
turn
Singin'
them
dirty
rap
songs
Stop
and
hit
the
bong
like
Cheech
and
Chong
And
sell
tapes
from
here
to
Hong
Kong
So
roll,
roll,
roll
my
joint,
pick
out
the
seeds
and
stems
Feelin'
high
as
hell,
flyin'
through
Palmdale
Skatin'
on
Dayton
rims
So
roll,
roll,
the
Eighty-three
Cadillac
Coupe
Deville
If
my
tapes
and
my
CDs
just
don't
sell,
I
bet
my
Caddy
will
I
met
this
lady
in
Hollywood
She
had
green
hair,
but
damn
she
looked
good
I
took
her
to
my
house
because
she
was
fine
But
she
whooped
out
a
dick
that
was
bigger
than
mine
I
met
this
lady
from
Japan
Never
made
love
with
an
African
I
fucked
her
once,
I
fucked
her
twice
I
ate
that
pussy
like
shrimp-fried
rice
Don't
be
amazed
at
the
stories
I
tell
ya
(tell
ya)
I
met
a
woman
in
the
heart
of
Australia
Had
a
big
butt
and
big
titties
too
So
I
hopped
in
her
ass
like
Kangaroo
See,
I
met
this
woman
from
Hawaii
Stuck
it
in
her
ass
and
she
said
"AIEE!"
Lips
was
breakfast,
pussy
was
lunch
Then
her
titties
busted
open
with
Hawaiian
Punch
I
met
Colonel
Sanders'
wife
in
the
state
of
Kentucky
She
said,
"I'd
fry
some
chicken
if
you'd
just
fuck
me"
I
came
in
her
mouth,
it
was
a
crisis
I
gave
her
my
secret
blend
of
Herbs
'n'
Spices
Colt
Fortyfive
and
two
zigzags,
baby,
that's
all
we
need
We
can
go
to
the
park,
after
dark
Smoke
that
tumbleweed
And
as
the
marijuana
burn,
we
can
take
our
turn
Singin'
them
dirty
rap
songs
Stop
and
hit
the
bong
like
Cheech
and
Chong
And
sell
tapes
from
here
to
Hong
Kong
I
met
Dolly
Parton
in
Tennessee
Her
titties
were
filled
with
Hennessy
That
country
music
really
drove
me
crazy
But
I
rode
that
ass
and
said,
"Yes,
Miss
Daisy"
Met
this
lady
in
Oklahoma
Put
that
pussy
in
a
coma
Met
this
lady
in
Michigan
I
can't
wait
'til
I
fuck
that
bitch
again
Met
a
real
black
girl
down
in
South
Carolina
Fucked
her
until
she
turned
into
a
white
albino
Fucked
this
hooker
in
Iowa
I
fucked
her
on
credit,
so
I
owe
her
(ha,
ha)
Fucked
this
girl
down
in
Georgia
Came
in
her
mouth,
man,
I
thought
I
told
ya?
Met
this
beautiful
sexy
ho
She
just
ran
across
the
border
of
Mexico
Fine
young
thing
said
her
name's
Maria
I
wrapped
her
up
just
like
a
hot
tortilla
I
wanna
get
married,
but
I
can't
afford
it
I
know
I'ma
cry
when
she
get
deported
Colt
Fortyfive
and
two
zigzags,
baby,
that's
all
we
need
We
can
go
to
the
park,
after
dark
Smoke
that
tumbleweed
And
as
the
marijuana
burn,
we
can
take
our
turn
Singin'
them
dirty
rap
songs
Stop
and
hit
the
bong
like
Cheech
and
Chong
And
sell
tapes
from
here
to
Hong
Kong
So
roll,
roll,
roll
my
joint,
pick
out
the
seeds
and
stems
Feelin'
high
as
hell,
flyin'
through
Palmdale
Skatin'
on
Dayton
rims
So
roll,
roll,
the
Eighty-three
Cadillac
Coupe
Deville
If
my
tapes
and
my
CDs
just
don't
sell,
I
bet
my
Caddy
will
![Afroman - The Good Times](https://pic.Lyrhub.com/img/_/_/p/b/VCuQEpBp__.jpg)
1 She Won't Let Me F**k
2 She Won't Let Me Fuck
3 She Won't Let Me...
4 Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zags)
5 Crazy Rap (Cold 45 & 2 Zig Zags)
6 Because I Got High (Dirty Radio Edit)
7 Because I Got High (Radio)
8 Because I Got High (Radio Edit)
9 Tall Cans
10 Because I Got High (Extended Version)
11 The American Dream
12 Mississippi
13 Because I Got High
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