Lyrics Pobitch (Skit) - Afroman

Po bitch po bitch
Mad cuz hes broke and im rich
Po bitch po bitch
Cryin on the internet little snitch

Po bitch po bitch
Mad cuz hes broke and im rich
Po bitch po bitch
Cryin on the internet little snitch

I meet different people in the streets
I can sing, I can rap, I can do beats
Back when I was a K-I-D
Rappers where assholes to me
I don't wanna be like the bad rapper
I wanna be the good rap the love for the hood rap
So I listen to the circumstances
And if I can I give people chances
Nobody gave shit to me but should I be like them
You sink I swim
No I shouldn't so I should help people out if I could
What about people like po bitch
Yealous of me and he wanna be rich
Don't wanna crawl before he walks

Po bitch po bitch
Mad cuz hes broke and im rich
Po bitch po bitch
Cryin on the internet little snitch

Po bitch po bitch
Mad cuz hes broke and im rich
Po bitch po bitch
Cryin on the internet little snitch

I don't wanna come off like a jerk
But everybody in the world has to work
Everyday I spend money, lend money without brining in money, its not funny
Gotta make a profit I can't be broke like po bitch is with no crack to smoke
I make money off everything like a flat broke crack smoke human being
Named po bitch, internet snitch, dissing me making me rich
Drunk n high, afro 420, po lil bitch gets no money
But you can get the fuck out my face and cry to the world on myspace
A snitch is something I must destroy, never sell crack with po bitch

Po bitch po bitch
Mad cuz hes broke and im rich
Po bitch po bitch
Cryin on the internet little snitch

Po bitch po bitch
Mad cuz hes broke and im rich
Po bitch po bitch
Cryin on the internet little snitch

We live around the corner why you on the internet
You say you gonna sue me but the letter hasn't came yet
I gave you a place to stay, you stole my equipment, bought some J
You can loose some real-estate but gain possession
You won't teach me a painful lesson I'm teach you one
Back up you done, stay on the run with your crack baby son
Barny, cookie monster with lerengitis your flat ass bitch got aids and hepatitis
I love big women, yeah thats true, thats why I fucked you
Bent you over, stuck my dick in, you'll be ready for the pen
Snitch in there like you do out here, you won't be around next year

Po bitch po bitch
Mad cuz hes broke and im rich
Po bitch po bitch
Cryin on the internet little snitch

Po bitch po bitch
Mad cuz hes broke and im rich
Po bitch po bitch
Cryin on the internet little snitch

You made a song calling me a bitch nigger
But I'm a pimp and your beats made me rich nigger
I made fat dough out of fresh dough, paid you good you big fat crack hoe
Asshole, you a sad soul, sore loser, out in the cold
You say I'm washed up but you never washed in
I bet you wash everybody's drawers in the pen
Come to my house and pull the trigger get off the internet snitch ass nigger
Fuck all this drama you got your ass kicked by your baby momma
So pack your pistols and your rifles, watch them black gangster cisciples
Barking like big dog internet poodles, I'm eating steak while you fools eat noodles

Po bitch po bitch
Mad cuz hes broke and im rich
Po bitch po bitch
Cryin on the internet little snitch

Po bitch po bitch
Mad cuz hes broke and im rich
Po bitch po bitch
Cryin on the internet little snitch

Ey huss up its the hungry hustla the american dream to successful failure
The accepted reject Afro-motherfucking-m-a-n from pimpdale Pimpafornia you know what I'm saying
You know bitches get in line but they get checked you know what I'm saying
You know Grass grow gotta cut you know what I'm saying
And pretty soon you gotta cut it again you know
Its just like inhale exhale eastside palmdale