Lyrics Cocaine & Kebabs (All I Want For Christmas) - Aido Smeato

Cocaine and kebabs
Is all I want for Christmas baby

I'm Sally the white nose lady
I never laugh or join in games
But when the lines come out
Everybody finds out
I'm a huge disgrace
(And she's off her face)

Cocaine and kebabs
I text my ex and my boss
Cocaine and kebabs
I think I took far too much

This year we'll make it snow
Put that snowflake up my nose
Santa bring your baggy
And Christmas will be happy
This year has really blown (woo)

Cocaine and kebabs
Talking to strangers
In somebody's house
I think I'm in danger

The powder's wearing off
I feel hungry and cold
Let's get a donner kebab
And then a bump for the road (woah)

Cocaine and kebabs
Hear the children singing with me
Cocaine and kebabs
I've been up for three days
Cocaine and kebabs
Make the most of my annual leave
Cocaine and kebabs
Can't wait til next year (ooh)

Cocaine and kebabs
Woah
Cocaine and kebabs
Ooh yeah
Cocaine and kebabs
Na na na na na na na
Cocaine and kebabs
Is all I want for Christmas baby

Ooh

I didn't mean to ruin Christmas