Lyrics Monkeys in Space - Joe Rogan , Akira the Don

Whoa, the idea, the big one is the stoned ape theory
Terence McKenna's theory was the reason why the human brain size
Doubled over a period of 2 million years
And he equates it to the time where the climate changed
And rainforest receded into grasslands
And these monkeys climbed down from trees
They started expеrimenting with new food sources
And thеy would flip over cow patties
To find like bugs and beetles and shit
When they saw mushrooms growing in the cow patties
Certain groups of these monkeys started eating these mushrooms
Two things happened
One
It increased their visual acuity
And made them be able to see much better
And then the other thing that happened is it made them horny
So here you have these better hunters
They can see things better
They probably can throw things and they're more accurate
And then they're horny, so they're gonna fuck
And then of course, as they're eating plates of these fucking things
They're gonna have psychedelic experiences
And if you're a monkey maybe
And if you have psychedelic experiences every day
It's like a forced-fed evolution thing
It's like a forced-fed evolution thing

Psychedelic experiences every day, every day, every day
Psychedelic experiences every day, every day, every day
Psychedelic experiences every day, every day, every day
Monkeys in space
Monkeys in space

If we figure out eventually we are all one thing
These spores are all like they can go in a vacuum in space
They can travel in extreme cold, extreme heat
They can absorb radiation and not get damaged
And they can travel from other planets
Like if a meteor hits, a chunk of this planet can get knocked off
It gets sent flying into space and it lands on another planet
And those spores get to give birth on this planet
And just communicate with all the animals that are here
When you have a DMT trip
It feels like communication with intent, but with no words
I understand exactly what you're saying
But I understand it more as like a wave
It's like a very clear and obvious wave of information
One of the times I had this DMT trip, the DMT things
They would say a bunch of the same things
Relax and don't give into astonishment, but they're not using words
That's the next shit, man

Psychedelic experiences every day, every day, every day
Psychedelic experiences every day, every day, every day
Psychedelic experiences every day, every day, every day
Monkeys in space
Monkeys in space
Psychedelic experiences every day, every day, every day
Psychedelic experiences every day, every day, every day
Psychedelic experiences every day, every day, every day
Monkeys in space
Monkeys in space

They start to look at this, they're starting to back off
Starting to look up at the sky
And they're starting to look to the left and look to the right and go
"Whoa, what the fuck is this? What is this thing we're doing here?"
'Cause this isn't just we're living life
In the beginning, Bob was a baby
Bob went to high school, then college
He played a bit of football before settling down with his...
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's some of that shit we made up
To make ourselves feel more comfortable
Those events are actually taking place
Bob is going to school, but that doesn't mean shit, okay?
What really means something is
We're flying through the fucking universe
Flying through the fucking universe
We're in space. We are in a ship, it's an organic ship
We're not on the ground. We're not on the ground, we're flying
"I'm afraid to be in space in a spaceship"
You're on a spaceship right now
It's just fucking huge
It's a 24,000 mile across spaceship
Okay, it's a spaceship, that's what it is.
Okay, it's a spaceship
We're not grounded
It's not like the universe is a solid mass and we're sitting on it
We're flying, we are right now hurling
And we're spinning 1,000 miles an hour
Around massive nuclear explosions

Psychedelic experiences every day, every day, every day
Psychedelic experiences every day, every day, every day
Psychedelic experiences every day, every day, every day
Monkeys in space
Monkeys in space
Psychedelic experiences every day, every day, every day
Psychedelic experiences every day, every day, every day
Psychedelic experiences every day, every day, every day
Monkeys in space
Monkeys in space