Lyrics If French Fries Were Fat Free - Alan Jackson

Well I made a mess of my life
Each time I went left, I should′ve gone right
And love's no exception to this rule
′Cause I turned around and I lost you

Now, I'm feeling lonesome and blue
Just the way I'd expect to
But there′s something that I could use
To help me deal with this abuse
If French fries were fat free and you still love me

If French fries were fat free and you still love me
What a wonderful world this would be
If the whiskey really helped me
Forget your memory I′d wear a smile endlessly
If French fries were fat free and you still love me

You know the more I think about it the more sense it makes
'Cause grease and love both cause heartache
So, I raise my glass and toast to these things I want the most
Though I probably never see it, I can′t help but believing

That if French fries were fat free and you still love me
What a wonderful world this would be
If the whiskey really helped me
Forget your memory I'd wear a smile endlessly
If French fries were fat free and you still love me
Ohh if french fries were fat free and you still love me