Lyrics Eight Foot Two Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal) - Allan Sherman
Last
night
I
met
a
man
from
Mars,
and
he
was
very
sad
He
said,
"Won't
you
help
me
find
my
girlfriend,
please?"
So
I
asked
him,
"What
does
she
look
like?"
And
the
man
from
Mars
said,
"She's...
Eight
foot
two,
solid
blue
Five
transistors
in
each
shoe
Has
anybody
seen
my
gal?
Lucite
nose,
rust-proof
toes
And
when
her
antenna
glows
She's
the
cutest
Martian
gal
You
know
she
promised
me,
recently
She
wouldn't
stray
But
came
the
dawn,
she
was
gone
18
billion
miles
away
Her
steering
wheel
has
sex
appeal
Her
evening
gown
is
stainless
steel
Has
anybody
seen
my
gal?
How
I
miss
all
the
bliss
Of
her
sweet
hydraulic
kiss,
has
anybody
seen
my
gal?
Lovely
shape,
custom-built
Squeeze
her
wrong
and
she
says,
"Tilt"
Has
anybody
seen
my
gal?
She
does
the
cutest
tricks,
with
her
six
stereo
ears
When
she
walks
by,
spacemen
cry
'Specially
when
she
shifts
her
gears
If
she's
found,
run
like
mad
Put
her
on
a
launching
pad
Down
at
Cape
Canaveral
And
shoot
me
back
my
cutie
My
supersonic
beauty
Send
me
back
my
Martian
gal"
1 Signs
2 Downtown (You Teenagers Go Downtown)
3 Chim Chim Cheree
4 Mexican Hat Dance (Mexicans Dance on Their Hats)
5 Somewhere Overweight People Just Like Me, Must Have Someplace Where Folks Don’t Count Every Calorie
6 Harvey & Shiela (Hava Nagila)
7 Pop Hates the Beatles (Pop Goes the Weasel)
8 You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie
9 One Hippopotami Cannot Get on a Bus, Because One Hippopotami Is Two Hippopotamus
10 Sarah Jackman, Sara Jockman (How's by You?)
11 Hungarian Goulash Number Five (Hungarian Goulash No. 5)
12 My Zelda
13 Oh Boy (We’d Like to Know What You Think)
14 I See Bones (The Doctor Was Looking at the X - Ray)
15 Eight Foot Two Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal)
16 On the First Day of Christmas
17 Dum Dum Song (Dum Diddle Diddle Dum Dum)
18 Bathing Suit Without a Top (Topless Bikini Song)
19 Rattfink Rat Fink Ratfink
20 Light One Candle (Don’t Just Sit There Cursing the Darkness, Waiting for the Light of Dawn)
21 I Wanna Laugh All of My Laughter (I Wanna Cry All of My Tears)
22 Hello Mudder Hello Fadder, I Am Back At Camp Granada
23 Nothing to Be Done (A.K.A. Nothin', nothin', nothin', nothin' to Be Done)
24 Grudunza (Moss Covered Three Handled Gradunza)
25 Calculatis Eliminatis (The Way To Find a Missing Something Is To Find Out Where It’s Not)
26 I'm a Punk (Nobody Loves Me, Not One Tiny Hunk)
27 Beautiful Kitten Fish, Sleep Baby Sleep
28 It Can Be Done, Anything Under the Sun
29 Cat in the Hat (I'm a Cat in a Hat)
30 Sweep Sweep Up the Memories
31 You're a Mean One, Mister Grinch (Mr. Grinch)
32 Sneetches at the Beaches
33 The Zax (A North Going Zax And A South Going Zax)
34 Green Eggs & Ham (I Do Not Like Them Sam-I-Am)
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