Lyrics Harvey & Sheila (Buy a Wedding Ring and Get Married in the Spring) - Allan Sherman

Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Oh! The day they met
Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
No one will forget

Harvey's a CPA he works for IBM
He went to MIT and got his PHD
Sheila's a girl I know
At BBD and O
She works the PBX and makes out the checks

Then came one great day when
Harvey took the elevator
Sheila got in two floors later
Soon they both felt they were falling
Everyone heard Sheila calling
"Ring the bell"
But they fell
Harv and Sheila fell in love

Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Chose a wedding ring
Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Married in the spring

She shopped at A&P
He bought a used MG
They sat and watched TV on their RCA
Borrowed from HFC
Bought some AT&T
And on election day, worked for JFK

Then they went and got a
Charge-a-plate from R H Macy
Bought a lei at Pink and Lacy
Then they had twin baby girls
Both with dimples, both with curls
One named Bee, one named Kay
Soon they joined the PTA

Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Moved to West LA
Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Flew TWA

They bought a house one day
Financed by FHA
It had a swimming pool full of H2O
Traded their used MG
For a new XKE
Switched to the GOP
That's the way things go

Oh that Harvey he was
Really smart, he used his noodle
Sheila bought a white French poodle
Went to Europe with a Visa
Harvey's rich they say that he's a
VIP
This could be
Only in the USA