Lyrics I’d Love to be a Spanish Flea - Allan Sherman
It's
good
to
be
a
Spanish
flea
The
Spanish
dogs
all
scratch
at
me
I
make
my
home
in
a
spaniel
Called
Jose
or
Manuel
Or
Juan
And
I
wouldn't
put
you
on
My
summer
place
is
some
great
dane
In
Barcelona,
northern
Spain
And
though
it
rains
in
July
I
keep
dry
way
up
high
'Cause
the
rain
Falls
mainly
in
the
plain
Ah,
but
in
the
wintertime
I
find
a
cozy
saint
bernard
Up
the
Spanish
Alps
we
climb
Complete
with
anti-freeze
More
brandy,
please
I've
got
a
sweetheart
flea,
cute
kid
Lives
on
a
beagle
near
Madrid
If
she
can
sublet
her
beagle
I'll
make
her
my
legal
First
wife
And
we'll
live
a
dog's
life
But
if
she
refuses
me
I'm
gonna
shout,
"Who
cares!"
And
move
somewheres
Perchance
I'll
fly
to
southern
France
Where
any
flea
can
find
romance
I'll
pack
my
kit
and
caboodle
And
find
me
a
poodle
And
dance
'Scuse
me,
Rover,
which
way's
France?
1 Westchester Hadassah (Winchester Cathedral)
2 Strange Things in My Soup (Strangers in the Night)
3 Turn Back the Clock (Schoolyard Playground Rhymes Song)
4 Signs (Keep off the Grass, Children at Play)
5 Down the Drain (The Sweetest Things in Life Go Down the Drain)
6 Plan Ahead, That's What the Wise Man Said
7 Togetherness (The Singing in the Shower Song)
8 I’d Love to be a Spanish Flea
9 My Aunt Minnie Bought a Miniskirt (She's Too Skinny for a Mini - Skirt)
10 If I Were a Tishman (If I Were a Rich Man)
11 There's No Governor Like Our New Governor (Ronald Reagan Victory Song)
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