Lyrics and translation Allan Sherman - Seltzer Boy (Water Boy)
Seltzer
boy
Le
garçon
du
soda
Where
are
you
hiding
Où
te
caches-tu
?
If
you
don't
come
right
now
Si
tu
n'arrives
pas
tout
de
suite,
I'm
gon'
tell
you
boss
on
you
Je
vais
le
dire
à
ton
patron.
Oy
Oh
Don't
bring
me
water
Ne
m'apporte
pas
d'eau,
I
rather
have
seltzer
Je
préfère
le
soda.
Cause
water
don't
bubble
Parce
que
l'eau
ne
pétille
pas,
And
water
don't
fizz
Et
l'eau
ne
mousse
pas.
Water
I
hate
it
Je
déteste
l'eau,
Cause
it
ain't
carbonated
Parce
qu'elle
n'est
pas
gazeuse,
But
a
glass
of
seltzer
Mais
un
verre
de
soda,
On
the
other
hand
is
D'un
autre
côté,
c'est
Don't
bring
me
Pepsi
Ne
m'apporte
pas
de
Pepsi,
Don't
bring
me
a
Kool-Aid
Ne
m'apporte
pas
de
Kool-Aid,
Don't
bring
a
malted
Ne
m'apporte
pas
de
milk-shake,
And
don't
bring
me
champagne
Et
ne
m'apporte
pas
de
champagne.
I'll
tell
you
what
boy
Je
te
dis
quoi,
mon
garçon,
Bring
me
one
scotch
and
soda
Apporte-moi
un
scotch
et
soda,
Then
you'll
take
back
the
scotch,
boy
Puis
tu
reprendras
le
scotch,
mon
garçon,
And
leave
the
2 cents
plain
Et
laisseras
les
deux
cents.
Seltzer
boy
Le
garçon
du
soda,
When
are
you
coming?
Quand
est-ce
que
tu
arrives
?
If
don't
bring
that
seltzer
Si
tu
n'apportes
pas
ce
soda,
I'm
gon'
tell
Mister
Meltzer
on
you
Je
vais
le
dire
à
Monsieur
Meltzer.
Seltzer
boy
Le
garçon
du
soda,
That's
better,
could
you
put
in
a
little
chocolate
sauce?
C'est
mieux,
tu
peux
mettre
un
peu
de
sauce
au
chocolat
?
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3 When I Was a Lad (I Went to Yale)
4 No One’s Perfect (No Ones Perfect)
5 Won't You Come Home Disraeli (Bill Bailey Won't You Please Come Home)
6 Harvey and Sheila (Hava Nagila)
7 ATT Protest Song
8 Tit Willow (The Bronx Bird Watcher)
9 Mexican Hat Dance, Jarabe Tapatío
10 George M Cohan Hits, Barry Is the Baby's Name (Give My Regards to Broadway) [Harrigan] [Mary]
11 Al and Yetta (Alouette)
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13 Oh Boy (Mexican Hand Clapping Song)
14 Seltzer Boy (Water Boy)
15 Gotta Jump Down Spin Around, Pick a Dress O' Cotton
16 Sarah Jackman (Frere Jacques)
17 Streets of Miami (Streets of Laredo)
18 My Zelda (Matilda)
19 Sir Greenbaum's Madrigal (In Sherwood Forest There Dwelt a Knight)
20 Shake Hands with Your Uncle Max My Boy
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2 Me (Come Back to Sorrento)
3 When I Was a Lad (I Went to Yale)
4 No One’s Perfect (No Ones Perfect)
5 Won't You Come Home Disraeli (Bill Bailey Won't You Please Come Home)
6 Harvey and Sheila (Hava Nagila)
7 ATT Protest Song
8 Tit Willow (The Bronx Bird Watcher)
9 Mexican Hat Dance, Jarabe Tapatío
10 George M Cohan Hits, Barry Is the Baby's Name (Give My Regards to Broadway) [Harrigan] [Mary]
11 Al and Yetta (Alouette)
12 Shticks and Stones, Gimme Jack Cohn, Levittown,david Susskind, Mount Sinai Hospital, God Bless You Gerry Mendelbaum, The Painters Go Marching In, Yascha Got a Bottle, I Gave My Love a Chicken,catskill Ladies, Melvin Rose of Texas, Mammy's Little Baby Love
13 Oh Boy (Mexican Hand Clapping Song)
14 Seltzer Boy (Water Boy)
15 Gotta Jump Down Spin Around, Pick a Dress O' Cotton
16 Sarah Jackman (Frere Jacques)
17 Streets of Miami (Streets of Laredo)
18 My Zelda (Matilda)
19 Sir Greenbaum's Madrigal (In Sherwood Forest There Dwelt a Knight)
20 Shake Hands with Your Uncle Max My Boy
21 Shticks of One and Half a Dozen of the Other,molly Malone,old Lang's Sign,billy Sol,cary Grant,moon Is Bright Tonight on the Carwash,on Top of Old Smokey,aura Lee,my Grandfather's Clock,coming Through the Rye,polyunsaturated Fats,don't Buy the Liverwurst
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