Lyrics Seltzer Boy (Water Boy) - Allan Sherman
Seltzer
boy
Where
are
you
hiding
If
you
don't
come
right
now
I'm
gon'
tell
you
boss
on
you
Oy
Don't
bring
me
water
I
rather
have
seltzer
Cause
water
don't
bubble
And
water
don't
fizz
Water
I
hate
it
Cause
it
ain't
carbonated
But
a
glass
of
seltzer
On
the
other
hand
is
Don't
bring
me
Pepsi
Don't
bring
me
a
Kool-Aid
Don't
bring
a
malted
And
don't
bring
me
champagne
I'll
tell
you
what
boy
Bring
me
one
scotch
and
soda
Then
you'll
take
back
the
scotch,
boy
And
leave
the
2 cents
plain
Seltzer
boy
When
are
you
coming?
If
don't
bring
that
seltzer
I'm
gon'
tell
Mister
Meltzer
on
you
Seltzer
boy
That's
better,
could
you
put
in
a
little
chocolate
sauce?
1 Glory Glory Harry Lewis (Ballad of Harry Lewis)
2 Shake Hands with Your Uncle Max My Boy
3 Sir Greenbaum's Madrigal (In Sherwood Forest There Dwelt a Knight)
4 My Zelda (Matilda)
5 Streets of Miami (Streets of Laredo)
6 Sarah Jackman (Frere Jacques)
7 Gotta Jump Down Spin Around, Pick a Dress O' Cotton
8 Seltzer Boy (Water Boy)
9 Oh Boy (Mexican Hand Clapping Song)
10 Shticks and Stones, Gimme Jack Cohn, Levittown,david Susskind, Mount Sinai Hospital, God Bless You Gerry Mendelbaum, The Painters Go Marching In, Yascha Got a Bottle, I Gave My Love a Chicken,catskill Ladies, Melvin Rose of Texas, Mammy's Little Baby Love
11 Al and Yetta (Alouette)
12 George M Cohan Hits, Barry Is the Baby's Name (Give My Regards to Broadway) [Harrigan] [Mary]
13 Mexican Hat Dance, Jarabe Tapatío
14 Tit Willow (The Bronx Bird Watcher)
15 ATT Protest Song
16 Harvey and Sheila (Hava Nagila)
17 Won't You Come Home Disraeli (Bill Bailey Won't You Please Come Home)
18 No One’s Perfect (No Ones Perfect)
19 When I Was a Lad (I Went to Yale)
20 Me (Come Back to Sorrento)
21 Shticks of One and Half a Dozen of the Other,molly Malone,old Lang's Sign,billy Sol,cary Grant,moon Is Bright Tonight on the Carwash,on Top of Old Smokey,aura Lee,my Grandfather's Clock,coming Through the Rye,polyunsaturated Fats,don't Buy the Liverwurst
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