Allan Sherman - Seltzer Boy (Water Boy) Lyrics

Lyrics Seltzer Boy (Water Boy) - Allan Sherman



Seltzer boy
Where are you hiding
If you don't come right now
I'm gon' tell you boss on you
Oy
Don't bring me water
I rather have seltzer
Cause water don't bubble
And water don't fizz
Water I hate it
Cause it ain't carbonated
But a glass of seltzer
On the other hand is
Don't bring me Pepsi
Don't bring me a Kool-Aid
Don't bring a malted
And don't bring me champagne
I'll tell you what boy
Bring me one scotch and soda
Then you'll take back the scotch, boy
And leave the 2 cents plain
Seltzer boy
When are you coming?
If don't bring that seltzer
I'm gon' tell Mister Meltzer on you
Seltzer boy
That's better, could you put in a little chocolate sauce?



Writer(s): Allan Sherman, Lou Busch


Allan Sherman - My Son the Celebrity Folk Singer
Album My Son the Celebrity Folk Singer
date of release
24-03-2019

1 Glory Glory Harry Lewis (Ballad of Harry Lewis)
2 Shake Hands with Your Uncle Max My Boy
3 Sir Greenbaum's Madrigal (In Sherwood Forest There Dwelt a Knight)
4 My Zelda (Matilda)
5 Streets of Miami (Streets of Laredo)
6 Sarah Jackman (Frere Jacques)
7 Gotta Jump Down Spin Around, Pick a Dress O' Cotton
8 Seltzer Boy (Water Boy)
9 Oh Boy (Mexican Hand Clapping Song)
10 Shticks and Stones, Gimme Jack Cohn, Levittown,david Susskind, Mount Sinai Hospital, God Bless You Gerry Mendelbaum, The Painters Go Marching In, Yascha Got a Bottle, I Gave My Love a Chicken,catskill Ladies, Melvin Rose of Texas, Mammy's Little Baby Love
11 Al and Yetta (Alouette)
12 George M Cohan Hits, Barry Is the Baby's Name (Give My Regards to Broadway) [Harrigan] [Mary]
13 Mexican Hat Dance, Jarabe Tapatío
14 Tit Willow (The Bronx Bird Watcher)
15 ATT Protest Song
16 Harvey and Sheila (Hava Nagila)
17 Won't You Come Home Disraeli (Bill Bailey Won't You Please Come Home)
18 No One’s Perfect (No Ones Perfect)
19 When I Was a Lad (I Went to Yale)
20 Me (Come Back to Sorrento)
21 Shticks of One and Half a Dozen of the Other,molly Malone,old Lang's Sign,billy Sol,cary Grant,moon Is Bright Tonight on the Carwash,on Top of Old Smokey,aura Lee,my Grandfather's Clock,coming Through the Rye,polyunsaturated Fats,don't Buy the Liverwurst




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