Lyrics and translation Allan Sherman - Seltzer Boy (Water Boy)
Seltzer
boy
Эй,
разносчик
сельтерской,
Where
are
you
hiding
ты
где
запропастился?
If
you
don't
come
right
now
Если
мигом
не
появишься,
I'm
gon'
tell
you
boss
on
you
пожалуюсь
на
тебя
хозяину.
Oy
Ох!
Don't
bring
me
water
Воды
мне
не
носи,
I
rather
have
seltzer
лучше
сельтерской
неси,
Cause
water
don't
bubble
потому
что
вода
не
пузырится,
And
water
don't
fizz
и
не
шипит
она.
Water
I
hate
it
Воду
я
ненавижу,
Cause
it
ain't
carbonated
ведь
она
не
газированная,
But
a
glass
of
seltzer
а
вот
стакан
сельтерской,
On
the
other
hand
is
совсем
другое
дело.
Don't
bring
me
Pepsi
Пепси
мне
не
неси,
Don't
bring
me
a
Kool-Aid
и
"Кул-эйд"
не
предлагай,
Don't
bring
a
malted
коктейль
молочный
не
нужен,
And
don't
bring
me
champagne
и
шампанское
тоже.
I'll
tell
you
what
boy
Знаешь
что,
дружок,
Bring
me
one
scotch
and
soda
принеси-ка
мне
виски
с
содовой,
Then
you'll
take
back
the
scotch,
boy
потом
виски
забери
обратно,
And
leave
the
2 cents
plain
а
два
цента
оставь
себе.
Seltzer
boy
Эй,
разносчик
сельтерской,
When
are
you
coming?
ты
скоро
будешь?
If
don't
bring
that
seltzer
Если
не
принесешь
сельтерской,
I'm
gon'
tell
Mister
Meltzer
on
you
пожалуюсь
на
тебя
мистеру
Мельцеру!
Seltzer
boy
Разносчик
сельтерской...
That's
better,
could
you
put
in
a
little
chocolate
sauce?
Вот
так-то
лучше.
А
можно
туда
еще
шоколадного
сиропа?
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14 Seltzer Boy (Water Boy)
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16 Sarah Jackman (Frere Jacques)
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2 Me (Come Back to Sorrento)
3 When I Was a Lad (I Went to Yale)
4 No One’s Perfect (No Ones Perfect)
5 Won't You Come Home Disraeli (Bill Bailey Won't You Please Come Home)
6 Harvey and Sheila (Hava Nagila)
7 ATT Protest Song
8 Tit Willow (The Bronx Bird Watcher)
9 Mexican Hat Dance, Jarabe Tapatío
10 George M Cohan Hits, Barry Is the Baby's Name (Give My Regards to Broadway) [Harrigan] [Mary]
11 Al and Yetta (Alouette)
12 Shticks and Stones, Gimme Jack Cohn, Levittown,david Susskind, Mount Sinai Hospital, God Bless You Gerry Mendelbaum, The Painters Go Marching In, Yascha Got a Bottle, I Gave My Love a Chicken,catskill Ladies, Melvin Rose of Texas, Mammy's Little Baby Love
13 Oh Boy (Mexican Hand Clapping Song)
14 Seltzer Boy (Water Boy)
15 Gotta Jump Down Spin Around, Pick a Dress O' Cotton
16 Sarah Jackman (Frere Jacques)
17 Streets of Miami (Streets of Laredo)
18 My Zelda (Matilda)
19 Sir Greenbaum's Madrigal (In Sherwood Forest There Dwelt a Knight)
20 Shake Hands with Your Uncle Max My Boy
21 Shticks of One and Half a Dozen of the Other,molly Malone,old Lang's Sign,billy Sol,cary Grant,moon Is Bright Tonight on the Carwash,on Top of Old Smokey,aura Lee,my Grandfather's Clock,coming Through the Rye,polyunsaturated Fats,don't Buy the Liverwurst
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